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Today was so much God damn fun! I had to get up early and I was so nervous I could shit myself because today was my shoot with Alissa I freaked out a little last night because I realized that I'd put so much effort into finding lingerie for the shoot that I completely forgot about the clothes part of it but Alissa was running a little late so I had time to do a turbo speed shopping spree (Thank you for your credit card Rylan lol).

I had such a shit fest trying to find a way to get to this shoot because I can't drive. I don't have a car and I only have my license because my driving instructor was a horny old pervert. Normally Rylan would take me but he had finals today and only one of my friends has a car so thank God she was able to take me.

Anyway, I get to the Biltmore and everything went great. Lainey did my makeup and made me look like a doll, Frolic sat in a tree to guard my ass, Sunshine was great with posing help and of course Alissa with her camera of gold. All the rumors are true by the way. Angels do sing when she holds up the camera lol.

Funny stories: We did the shoot on the porch by the courtyard and Sunshine walked around to make sure that you couldn't see me from where the gardeners were and all went well for a long time until a gardener went higher up on the hill. Suddenly he had about 3 other gardeners with him to prune the same tree lol. We also had a few close calls but luckily Frolics coughing and my buddy Cassie's handy robe throwing skills payed off lol.

Quote of the day: "I'm gonna blow dry my armpits. Don't judge me" -Frolic

P.S. My hair is now fire engine red

This is my 'hand in the cookie jar' face lol

I found this little candid pic from the shoot!