My mom's restaurant/bar held a beach party last night.
It was probably less than 20 degrees outside and snowing. lol Inside, to make things more weird, they had a wet t-shirt contest. I went in during the contest and my glasses were fogged up, so I couldn't see anything, but there were a lot of people hooting and hollering. What I did manage to see was a white area, that I later learned was the mother of a boy who hangs around the building. She tore off the front of her shirt and shook her funbags at everyone. My friend Joe ended up leaving after this. I think all women are beautiful, but this woman exposed herself to a bunch of drunk, horny guys whose children are in school with her boy. How weird is that? Joe may of left for a different reason, but I would of left for the principal. It didn't help matters that the DJ kept calling it a "titty contest". This contest probably bested those Spring Break ones you see on the 'net on a lewdness scale. lol
Our small little river town will probably feel the effects of last night for weeks or months to come.
The DJ that night kept doing this stupid voice all night with everything he said. He was doing the Larry the Cable Guy voice and I have had it up to my hair with people doing that stupid voice. It's not funny anymore, at least not to me.
Anyway, does anyone here have any wet t-shirt, beach party, or stories about people doing that dumb fucking voice?
It was probably less than 20 degrees outside and snowing. lol Inside, to make things more weird, they had a wet t-shirt contest. I went in during the contest and my glasses were fogged up, so I couldn't see anything, but there were a lot of people hooting and hollering. What I did manage to see was a white area, that I later learned was the mother of a boy who hangs around the building. She tore off the front of her shirt and shook her funbags at everyone. My friend Joe ended up leaving after this. I think all women are beautiful, but this woman exposed herself to a bunch of drunk, horny guys whose children are in school with her boy. How weird is that? Joe may of left for a different reason, but I would of left for the principal. It didn't help matters that the DJ kept calling it a "titty contest". This contest probably bested those Spring Break ones you see on the 'net on a lewdness scale. lol
Our small little river town will probably feel the effects of last night for weeks or months to come.
The DJ that night kept doing this stupid voice all night with everything he said. He was doing the Larry the Cable Guy voice and I have had it up to my hair with people doing that stupid voice. It's not funny anymore, at least not to me.
Anyway, does anyone here have any wet t-shirt, beach party, or stories about people doing that dumb fucking voice?
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