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If you haven't noticed, we are entering that most special and magical time of the year. That's right, the holiday shopping season is just over a week away! You know what I'm talking about. Trying to get through the mall is like being on American Gladiators, for some crazy ass reason you have to wake up at three in the morning to get the good sales, and everyone is a HUGE asshole! Especially me, I'm am the bastard child of Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch (pre-heart growing and Christmas ghost at least).
To the point!
The draw back of being an expert sign maker is that at certain times of the year, people don't order signs. Most stores get their big Christmas signage from their own corporate offices and they order their signs from some huge distributer out of Texas. This leaves little to no work for honest little sign makes like myself. Production at my shop has slowed and now I am not getting paid because I have no work.
I need a way to earn some extra cash. Legal ways / not so legal ways. Just anyway to scratch up some extra scratch not just for the buying holiday but also the rent needs to get paid and not to mention that beer isn't going to put itself in my fridge.