kev1n

fucking hard drive. way to heat up my room, assclown.

being a fucking soldier is hard. i'm glad i only do it on an xbox. and not in reality. i have a friend who does that shit for real. poor guy.

i have to take care of my brother this week. fucking kid. funny guy. lazy as can be, though. honestly. the kid just sat here and watched tv all day. then made me take him to the blockbuster, then to buy a cheesesteak, then to buy some smokes. he's 18, and i'm his fucking taxicab.
he's lucky i'm such a nice guy.
which, by the way, has gotten me NOWHERE. just like to point that out.

i'd also like to comment. next time you go into a video game store...try your hardest not to give the salesman a hard time. the video game industry is ruthless. and salesmen are on the front line. marketing. goals. numbers. they hear enough behind that stockroom door to make them want to quit. but they don't. because a) they like the job. b) they need the job.

so the next motherfucker that gives me a hard time because i've never heard of "bobart's magical turkey ride" on PS1 or because we don't carry NES games...where's my hatchet?

i need ice cream. and a gun.
i'm still waiting on that gun.

who the hell says "five-dot-one" it's five point one surround sound.
or Five to One, if you're a doors man like me.
-K