kev1n

let's stop saying "don't quote me" because if no one quotes you, you probably haven't said a thing worth saying...

so i wake up today and the phone is ringing.
apparently, the regional VP wanted me in today.
and they'd been trying to call me for 2 hours.
way to make an impression kevin.
so i stumble around the house, and put on my suit and get going. i'd like to note that half my suit was in the washer. thank god i didn't start the wash before answering the phone.
i also nearly forgot to clean my makeup off. that would have been entertaining. and the last time i'd have to go to work.
i wonder what the VP'd think if he knew i was totally not like i am in the store.
i wish i still had an answering machine. back when i had friends, i'd come home to like 4 messages. it always felt good.
plus i was the kind of person who had to have a witty message. mine was my PC, i made it talk, and it took messages for me.
nowadays, i'd just have it say "if you wish to speak to a representative, please stay on the line. if you do not wish to die, please hang up now."
or something equally dejected.
sigh.
wish me luck on my sunday date.
i know i'm gonna need it.
-K