kerowhack

Hey all.. welcome to the party. This is most likely my last night with the alcohol for a bit, so I decided to throw an early wake. Yes, sadly we are entering what the biographers will inevitably call My Sober Period. Most likely, this will be the part in the book that you skip over, since it is nowhere near as fun, at least as far as I can tell. I will probably do boring stuff like finding Jesus ( he was over there, behind those trees... you mean you really didn't see him?) and being all suburban and tame, and I was going to say boring, but I am already that, so maybe I will become a black hole of mediocrity, so run dear reader (not a typo), run or you might get sucked in. But I want all of you to remember, sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll are still okay, so partake as you will.

So anyways, other than that, it's been a slow week. Still working way too much (oh gawd, 40 hours without sleep, and counting) and not doing anything much in the having a life department, unless you count a lot of lotion and a little imagination. Oh no, a horrible thought just occured to me, so I must be proactive and stuff... Mom, if you Googled my name, this is not me. It is someone who sounds exactly like me and stole my pictures from my harddrive. I still have the Bible you sent me, and read it every day, and I am still going to church every Sunday, and doesn't it seem like there aren't enough Sundays in the month sometimes.... it's just.... so.... NEAT!!!!!

Ok, that should convince her, anyways... so yeah, not a whole lot other than the semi-sobriety to report. Oh, actually yes, I did manage to get my motorcycle license today, so be careful on the roads... the next guy you see Willie Coyote himself on your windshield may be me. As always, I remain your faithful servant (not in that way... well, actually I've never tried that way... what's it like?)