kerowhack

So here I am, having not had a good night. I had serious problems with my balls ( I bowl, you pervs), and not much was going on. I decided that the only solution was beer and smokes, so I started walking to the local dealer, and was somewhat astounded to see a vibrator lying on the sidewalk. I took camera pics, but I am nowhere near cool enough to figure out how to post them, after much effort. According to a reliable source, it may have been indeed the infamous Rabbit, which I'm pretty sure got a ten thousand percent boost in sales after it's mention in a Sex in the City episode. But what really gets me, is why would one throw one out, esp. on the sidewalk? There was a battery pack near, so maybe there was some frustration there? But there was also another object, which looked pretty sexual, and it was too near to be just coincidence, and I wish I could post a pic, gimme a day or so and I will figure it out, but I cannot imagine why someone would throw $150 worth of sex toys(estimated) out the window. There must be a great story there, and I have been racking my brain trying to figure it out. So loyal reader(s), I challenge you... gimme a great back-story, and the person with the best story will win... my heart-felt thanks. Had I something to give, I would, but luckily, no one reads this anyways, and I am broke as shit. If you need inspiration, pics are coming as soon as I can figure out the xfer from my phone to here... good luck and godspeed, even.