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Went to the orthodonist today. I've needed braces since I was a wee one, but never had the finances.

Apparently, I still don't. Fuckers would cost about $7k, plus oral surgery. Who has that kind of money?

Jesus, I didn't ask to remove the second head. Besides, my teeth would still be brown from coffee stains.

I wonder if it would be possible to get fake teeth that tasted like cinnamon all the time. That would be pretty damn sweet, but possibly distracting.