IM PLAYING HOOKY FROM WORK TODAY!!!!! 
NOT VERY ADULT, BUT SO WHAT?
I GOT SOME REAL GOOD NEWS ON THE PHONE LAST NIGHT.
HOPE IT WORKS OUT CAUSE IM ALL PAYED UP IN THE DISAPPOINTMENT DEPARTMENT.
IM BECOMING A PRO AT GOING PLACES THAT I DONT BELONG...OR SHOULD I SAY FIT IN?
NO. STICK OUT! (gonna write a good book someday)
ITS GOTTA BE FUNNY...
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NOT VERY ADULT, BUT SO WHAT?
I GOT SOME REAL GOOD NEWS ON THE PHONE LAST NIGHT.
HOPE IT WORKS OUT CAUSE IM ALL PAYED UP IN THE DISAPPOINTMENT DEPARTMENT.
IM BECOMING A PRO AT GOING PLACES THAT I DONT BELONG...OR SHOULD I SAY FIT IN?
NO. STICK OUT! (gonna write a good book someday)
ITS GOTTA BE FUNNY...
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monroe:
Hahaha were you at Chatham?
orchidentropy:
^_~ thanks for the advice. yeah, that would be nice jewelry, jade is pretty hard.
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velvetwench:
i heart you
SO IM SITTING IN THE COMPUTER LAB AT SCHOOL.
I GET UP TO MAKE PEE PEE.
I COME BACK AND THERES THIS REALLY DOPE GIRL SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
NOW THE PLACE IS PRETTY EMPTY, SHE COULD HAVE SAT ANYWHERE.....IS THIS A GIFT FROM GOD?
SO IM ALL NERVOUS AND SHIT RIGHT.
SOME HOW WE START TALKING ABOUT OUR MAJORS, SHE DOES SOME SORT...
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I GET UP TO MAKE PEE PEE.
I COME BACK AND THERES THIS REALLY DOPE GIRL SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
NOW THE PLACE IS PRETTY EMPTY, SHE COULD HAVE SAT ANYWHERE.....IS THIS A GIFT FROM GOD?
SO IM ALL NERVOUS AND SHIT RIGHT.
SOME HOW WE START TALKING ABOUT OUR MAJORS, SHE DOES SOME SORT...
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el_scootro:
whats she talkin about any way teachers make good money espcially in pgh some of those motherfuckers that tried to teach my ass were makin 70 grand! thats A O K with el scootro. silly girl.
p.s. i saw you put that apple in your pocket sir im going to have to ask you to leave.
p.s. i saw you put that apple in your pocket sir im going to have to ask you to leave.
orchidentropy:
yeahi 'm not too worried, the insuraces comp is taking care of it. but it still sucked hto.
SHE SAID "UMM....BUT I DONT GET IT"
I SAID "I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD......ITS A BIT MUCH, SEE YA."
SHE SAID "HEY WAIT"
I SAID "IM LATE!"
I SAID "I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD......ITS A BIT MUCH, SEE YA."
SHE SAID "HEY WAIT"
I SAID "IM LATE!"
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el_scootro:
i think i get it.
el_scootro:
ollie quit being lazy an join the damn pgh group ill vouch for you
HELLO...IS ANYONE THERE?
THIS IS ME...THE GUY WHO KEEPS MR. DEAD IN HIS POCKET!!!!!!
(10$ IF YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE THATS FROM)
WHATS THE DEAL?............
I WAS AT THIS HOOKAH BAR PLAYING RECORDS FOR SOME RANDOM DJ NIGHT ON THE SOUTH SIDE THAT MY FRIEND TOOK ME TO.
I WAIT MY TURN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON SHOULD, SIP MY 7UP AND CHILL.
MY TURN COMES.....AND...
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THIS IS ME...THE GUY WHO KEEPS MR. DEAD IN HIS POCKET!!!!!!
(10$ IF YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE THATS FROM)
WHATS THE DEAL?............
I WAS AT THIS HOOKAH BAR PLAYING RECORDS FOR SOME RANDOM DJ NIGHT ON THE SOUTH SIDE THAT MY FRIEND TOOK ME TO.
I WAIT MY TURN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON SHOULD, SIP MY 7UP AND CHILL.
MY TURN COMES.....AND...
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WHY DO I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO DO SHIT THAT I KNOW WILL END UP WASTING MY TIME?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT LIKE BEING HELD HOSTAGE.
I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TRY AND GET ME TO DO THINGS WITH MY TALENTS FOR FREE, AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY'RE DOING ME A FAVOR.
I DONT LIKE PEOPLE (OR ME LETTING PEOPLE) RUIN MY GOOD TIME....
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AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT LIKE BEING HELD HOSTAGE.
I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TRY AND GET ME TO DO THINGS WITH MY TALENTS FOR FREE, AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY'RE DOING ME A FAVOR.
I DONT LIKE PEOPLE (OR ME LETTING PEOPLE) RUIN MY GOOD TIME....
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lemuria:
i HATE fake people too!! from the depths of my being...I HATE THEM TOO!!! 
i think you should be more mellow yellow instead of head red??? or make a nice compromise and be orange. and wow! nice pictures!
i think you should be more mellow yellow instead of head red???
or make a nice compromise and be orange. and wow! nice pictures! 
kemicalphuture:
ORANGE IT IS!
HELLO TO ANYONE BOARD ENUFF TA' READ THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
CALLED OFF WORK TODAY...DONT THINK THE KIDS MISSED ME.
NOW IM COOLING OUT HERE AT THE PREDOMINANTLY GIRLS CATHOLIC COLLEGE ONCE AGIAN. (HOWD I END UP HERE?)
SITTING IN THE COMP LAB HOPING NO ONE SEES THESE NICE TITTIES ON THE SCREEN....I DONT WANNA BE KNOWN AS THAT DUDE,.... EVEN THOUGH I AM.
BUT TITTIES ARE...
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CALLED OFF WORK TODAY...DONT THINK THE KIDS MISSED ME.
NOW IM COOLING OUT HERE AT THE PREDOMINANTLY GIRLS CATHOLIC COLLEGE ONCE AGIAN. (HOWD I END UP HERE?)
SITTING IN THE COMP LAB HOPING NO ONE SEES THESE NICE TITTIES ON THE SCREEN....I DONT WANNA BE KNOWN AS THAT DUDE,.... EVEN THOUGH I AM.
BUT TITTIES ARE...
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el_scootro:
whining is good some times. but wine is good all the time.
WELL 1 MONTH INTO THE NEW YEAR.....
I DID A LITTLE ART SHOW THIS WEEK END.
LOTS OF PEOPLE SHOWED UP....FOR THE FREE FOOD AND BEER!
BITCHES!
WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE SHOWED. I MET A LAW STUDENT WHO SAID HE'LL HOOK ME UP IF I EVER GET IN TROUBLE AS SOON AS HE'S DONE WITH THE BAR.
NOW IM GONNA START KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT ha...
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I DID A LITTLE ART SHOW THIS WEEK END.
LOTS OF PEOPLE SHOWED UP....FOR THE FREE FOOD AND BEER!
BITCHES!
WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE SHOWED. I MET A LAW STUDENT WHO SAID HE'LL HOOK ME UP IF I EVER GET IN TROUBLE AS SOON AS HE'S DONE WITH THE BAR.
NOW IM GONNA START KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT ha...
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lemuria:
sorry the show didnt go so well.
el_scootro:
ollie for future note when some one leaves you a comment they have a better chance of reading your responce when you leave it in there comment section just a tip. 
WELL WHATS NEW?.....
UMMMM....
QUIT DRINKING TILL I FIND SOME PRETTY YOUNG LADY TO DRINK WITH. SO I WONT BE DRINKING FOR A LITTLE BIT I THINK. WHICH IS GOOD.
SCHOOL....SO FAR SO GOOD.
BILLS ARE PAID.
FRIENDS ARE OK.
HAVENT GONE TOO CRAZY AS OF LATE.
BEEN WORKING OUT ALOT & EATING RIGHT.
I FEEL REALLY GOOD.
NEXT TIME I GET LAID SOMEBODIES IN...
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UMMMM....
QUIT DRINKING TILL I FIND SOME PRETTY YOUNG LADY TO DRINK WITH. SO I WONT BE DRINKING FOR A LITTLE BIT I THINK. WHICH IS GOOD.
SCHOOL....SO FAR SO GOOD.
BILLS ARE PAID.
FRIENDS ARE OK.
HAVENT GONE TOO CRAZY AS OF LATE.
BEEN WORKING OUT ALOT & EATING RIGHT.
I FEEL REALLY GOOD.
NEXT TIME I GET LAID SOMEBODIES IN...
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kemicalphuture:
OHH! PS.
SCRATCH (THE CAT THATS IN MY FRIEND SCOOTER'S PHOTO) HAS BEEN MISSING. ITS BY NO MEANS A REGULAR HOUSE CAT.
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE BOTTLE OF JD.
IF YOU SEE HIM ON THE STREETS OF PITTSBURGH'S EAST SIDE GIVE HIM A STIFF DRINK AND SEND HIS ASS HOME IN A CAB ASAP!
....BUMMER
SCRATCH (THE CAT THATS IN MY FRIEND SCOOTER'S PHOTO) HAS BEEN MISSING. ITS BY NO MEANS A REGULAR HOUSE CAT.
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE BOTTLE OF JD.
IF YOU SEE HIM ON THE STREETS OF PITTSBURGH'S EAST SIDE GIVE HIM A STIFF DRINK AND SEND HIS ASS HOME IN A CAB ASAP!
....BUMMER
el_scootro:
COME HOME SCRATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we love you!
your the shit ollie.
we love you!
your the shit ollie.
WELL ITS A NEW YEAR MUTHA' FUCKA'!
YOU HAVENT KILLED ANYBODY OR YOUR SELF.
GOOD JOB.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
"LIFE IS LIKE ONE BIG DOOR CLOSING SLOW" -BUCK SHOT
"ITS ALL OUT THERE WE JUST GOTTA TAKE IT." - I DONT REMEMBER WHO SAID THAT, BUT WORD!
"FEAR LEADS TO ANGER, ANGER LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE." - (SUMTHIN' LIKE THAT) MASTER YODA...
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YOU HAVENT KILLED ANYBODY OR YOUR SELF.
GOOD JOB.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
"LIFE IS LIKE ONE BIG DOOR CLOSING SLOW" -BUCK SHOT
"ITS ALL OUT THERE WE JUST GOTTA TAKE IT." - I DONT REMEMBER WHO SAID THAT, BUT WORD!
"FEAR LEADS TO ANGER, ANGER LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE." - (SUMTHIN' LIKE THAT) MASTER YODA...
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lemuria:
hello. i like the "painting for zimmy" alot.
el_scootro:
ASIA WAY ALL-STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!