kemicalphuture

THINGS YOU SEE AND HEAR AROUND MY BLOCK:
1: RATS
2: SQUIRRLELS THAT DIG IN THE TRASH & ACT LIKE RATS
3: NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX (its cool except when im horny, wich is allways
4: DRUNK FOOLS YELLING FOR NO REASON AT 4:45 IN THE MORNING.
5. SKATEBOARDS
6. TRAINS (I LIKE THAT "SCREEEEEECH" SOUND)
7. FIGHTS (SOMETIMES)
8. THE SOUND OF CAR THEIVES SMASHING THROUGH THE FENCE & STEELING 10 BMW'S FORM THE DEALERSHIP.(true story. hats off to them)
9. DUDES LIKE THIS HANGING OUT...

(why is this so fucking small?!!)


HOW DOES ONE THROW AN ART SHOW AND NOT ATTENED?
WELL, WE ALL RAN AROUND LIKE CRAZY ALL DAY GETTING STUFF READY. AT THE END OF THE DAY ONLY ONE OF US WENT TO THE SHOW. I HELPED MY FRIEND POLISH THIS BIKE HE PAINTED AND SMOKED ALOT OF ROACHES LAYIN' AROUND THE GARAGE (cause thats my job) AND DECIDED TO GO TO THE BAR AND SPIN RECORDS INSTEAD.
THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS IN "THE SHOW NO ONE SAW".
MAYBE WE SHOULD ADVERTISE MORE THAN 3 DAYS IN ADVANCE NEXT TIME.
MY FRIEND CHIS DID THIS HE'S AMAZING.




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FINAL GRADES FOR THE SPRING TERM:
DRUM ROLL BITCHES!

A+ AND B+

YEAAAAHHHH!!!
NOW GIMMIE MY FUCKING GRANT!

FUNNY THING IS SUMMER COURES STARTED YESTERDAY...
I THOUGHT IT WAS NEXT WEEK....MISSED 1 DAY ALREADY.
I THINK ILL STOP SMOKEING CHEEBA FOR A BIT....
PSYCH!!!!
WAIT WHENS MOTHERS DAY?
WHEN I GET MARRIED MY WIFES GONNA BE PISSED WHEN I FORGET THE ANIVERSARY FOR SURE. BUT ILL LOVE HER ANYWAY.

IM STARTING A NEW PITTSBURGH BASEBALL TEAM
(the pirates suck)
THE PITTBURGH POT SMOKERS.
(SCOOTERS PITCHER!)



warnnig dont vomit on suicide girls
after the bar.