GEETINGS FORM THE LAND OF THE KEMICALLY INBALANCED.
SHE SAYS TO ME:
"SO WHATS WITH YOUR OUTFIT.....I MEAN LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?"
IM THINKING...."WHO ASKED YOU TO COME OVER HERE AND FUCK WITH ME, ARE YOU THE STYLE POLICE? WHAT SHOULD I HAVE ON, A BLAZER AND SNEAKS AND TRY AND LOOK LIKE SOME NASTY FRAT BOY/ KANYE WEST TRENDIOD
SO YOULL BE MORE COMFORTABLE?"
BUT I WAS NICE (LIKE A DUMMY) & I SAID....
"WELL IM JUST BEING ME" AND SMILED.
DAYS LATER SAME GIRL DIFFERENT SPOT COMES OUTTA THE BATHROOM W/ TOILET PAPER STUCK TO HER SHOE....
IT TOOK EVER OUNCE OF SELF-CONTROLE NOT TO SAY
"HEY!...WHAT ARE YOU TYING TO SAY, IS THAT THE NEW STYLE FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE ASS HOLES OR SUMTHIN'?
KEMICAL PHUTURE'S SHOPPING LIST:
1.EASHAM RECORDS
2.PB & J
3.SOMTHING YELLOW
4.FLOWERS- im not gay
5. FLIGHT TO BOSTON
6.WASABI
7.BIG RED GUM
9.SPRAY PAINT
10.WD40 & TACO SHELLS
WHATS BETTER STUDDED,RIBBED OF PLAIN CONDOMS?
SO I CAN ADD THEM TO MY LIST.
GOD DRIVES A CAB.
I WAS SAVED BY ONE RIGHT BEFORE I MADE A BIG, BIG MISTAKE.
DONT ASK...ILL TELL YOU WHEN THE BOOK COMES OUT.
SOMETIMES I NEED TO BE SAVED FROM MYSELF.
BOREDOM LEADS TO FRUSTRATION
LEADS TO ANGER LEADS TO SELF HATE LEADS TO DEPRESSION LEADS.... ME TO THE ABYSS.
COME WITH ME CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION PGH PEOPLE...KELLYS BAR TOMMOROW. I PLAY MUSIC 9-12 THATS IF YOU LIKE OLDER FUNKY MUSIC.
ITS NICE OUT!
IM GONNA GO PLAY!
BYE BYE.
ANYONE THAT READS THIS GIVE YOURSELF A HUG...THATS FROM ME.
SHE SAYS TO ME:
"SO WHATS WITH YOUR OUTFIT.....I MEAN LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?"
IM THINKING...."WHO ASKED YOU TO COME OVER HERE AND FUCK WITH ME, ARE YOU THE STYLE POLICE? WHAT SHOULD I HAVE ON, A BLAZER AND SNEAKS AND TRY AND LOOK LIKE SOME NASTY FRAT BOY/ KANYE WEST TRENDIOD
SO YOULL BE MORE COMFORTABLE?"
BUT I WAS NICE (LIKE A DUMMY) & I SAID....
"WELL IM JUST BEING ME" AND SMILED.
DAYS LATER SAME GIRL DIFFERENT SPOT COMES OUTTA THE BATHROOM W/ TOILET PAPER STUCK TO HER SHOE....
IT TOOK EVER OUNCE OF SELF-CONTROLE NOT TO SAY
"HEY!...WHAT ARE YOU TYING TO SAY, IS THAT THE NEW STYLE FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE ASS HOLES OR SUMTHIN'?
KEMICAL PHUTURE'S SHOPPING LIST:
1.EASHAM RECORDS
2.PB & J
3.SOMTHING YELLOW
4.FLOWERS- im not gay
5. FLIGHT TO BOSTON
6.WASABI
7.BIG RED GUM
9.SPRAY PAINT
10.WD40 & TACO SHELLS
WHATS BETTER STUDDED,RIBBED OF PLAIN CONDOMS?
SO I CAN ADD THEM TO MY LIST.
GOD DRIVES A CAB.
I WAS SAVED BY ONE RIGHT BEFORE I MADE A BIG, BIG MISTAKE.
DONT ASK...ILL TELL YOU WHEN THE BOOK COMES OUT.
SOMETIMES I NEED TO BE SAVED FROM MYSELF.
BOREDOM LEADS TO FRUSTRATION
LEADS TO ANGER LEADS TO SELF HATE LEADS TO DEPRESSION LEADS.... ME TO THE ABYSS.
COME WITH ME CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION PGH PEOPLE...KELLYS BAR TOMMOROW. I PLAY MUSIC 9-12 THATS IF YOU LIKE OLDER FUNKY MUSIC.
ITS NICE OUT!
IM GONNA GO PLAY!
BYE BYE.
ANYONE THAT READS THIS GIVE YOURSELF A HUG...THATS FROM ME.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
do the wd40 and taco shells go along together?? is your oven door creaky?
You should have kicked that bitch in the teeth....what was she wearing, Ugg boots?