kemicalphuture

THIS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM!
THIS IS ONLY A TEST.


IF YOU SEE SOMEONE YOU DONT LIKE WHY SAY "HI' HOW YOU DOING?"
LIKE YOU CARE...ITS LIKE SAYING "FUCK YOU."
-I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FAKENESS.
RESPONDING MAKES ME FEEL FAKE.

WHEN TREES FALL IN THE WOODS AND NOBODYS AROUND...THEY "DO" MAKE NOISE.

IV NOTICED THAT RUSSIAN GIRLS LIKE ME....
(I MEAN THE ONES THAT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE 100% AND ALL)
I CANT EXPLAINE IT. 2 IN THE LAST YEAR
AND I MET ONE LAST NIGHT.(lets see what happens)
THEIR DOWN TO GO ON DATES WTHOUT ALOT OF B.S.
MAYBE I WAS RUSSIAN IN ANOTHER LIFE.
I CANT HANDLE THAT VODKA SHIT.....MAKES ME DO BAD THINGS.:
THE BLACK RUSSIAN.....HA, HA....i kill me.

TO DO:
1) CALL J. LO ABOUT THE RECIPE FOR HER APPLE TURNOVER
2) BUY A BAG OF WEED AND STOP SMOKING ALL MY NEIGHBORS ROACHES. NAH, FUCK THAT!
3) JOIN THE LEGION OF DOOM
4)FIND ESHAM AND MAC DRE VINYL

I RECENTLY SAW SOME PHOTOS OF CHILDREN SCAVENGING THROUGH A GARBAGE DUMP.
SICKENING AND INSPIRING ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
I'V NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

IV FALLEN ASLEEP ON THE TOILET AT WORK....50 SLACKER POINTS.

IS SEX BETTER ON E?
I WANNA FIND OUT.....BUT I DONT TRUST SOME DUDE WHO FLUNKED MED SCHOOL WITH MY ALREADY DAMAGED BRAIN!


THIS CONCLUDES THE TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.

POR QUESO! POR LIBERTAD!