I WAS DANCING AT A BAR ON SATURDAY WITH MY FRIENDS.
WHEN THIS GIRL STARTS TALKING TO ME CAUSE SHE THINKS IM TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH HER FRIEND.
WRONG!
SHE THEN FUCKS UP OUR CONVERSATION.
AND MY FRIEND (HER GIRL) WALKS AWAY.
SHE STAYS BEHIND AND STARTS TELLING ME WHAT A GREAT DANCER I AM.
I SAY THANK YOU.
SHE THEN SAYS
"YEAH YOU GOT ALL THESE GIRLS WET IN HERE."
IM LIKE
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?'
NOW DONT GET ME WRONG, I LIKE IT WHEN GIRLS TALK DIRTY TO ME (SOMETIMES)....BUT NOT WHEN I KNOW THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND NOT WHEN THEY KNOW I KNOW.
YA' KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
ITS NOT CUTE!
IT DONT MAKE ME THINK YOUR HOT!
IT ACTUALLY PISSES ME OFF.
BUT I WAS NICE.
THEN SHE TELLS ME THAT IM "STAND OFFISH"
BECUASE SHE TRIED TO TALK TO ME ONCE AND I TOLD HER IN SPANISH THAT I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH. AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS AN ASSHOLE. BUT EVERONE SHE ASKED ABOUT ME SAID I WAS REAL COOL.
THEN SHE GOES ON TO TELL ME THIS SHIT....
ARE YOUR READY FOR THIS?.....
(THIS IS WHAT I GO THROUGH IN MY CITY.)
SHE SAYS, "I BET YOU CAN FUCK REAL GOOD!"
"I BET YOU GOT A BIG DICK TOO"
"I KNOW BLACK GUYS CAN FUCK AND GOT BIG DICKS....YOU ARE BLACK RIGHT?"
IM LOOKIN AT THIS BITCH IN TOTAL DISBELIEF
IM LIKE "...YEAH, IM BLACK(african and other stuff actualy) ."
DIDNT KNOW I LOOKED OTHER.
SHE THEN TELLS ME I SHOULD JUST "FUCK HER FRIEND AND NOT GO OUT WITH HER".
CAUSE "HER FAMILY DONT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE."
MAN IT TOOK EVER BIT OF SELF CONTROL NOT TO SLAP HER.
BUT HITTING GIRLS ISNT NICE.
EVEN WHEN THEY NEED IT.
I ASKED HER "HEY...WHERES YOUR MAN?"
"oh.......HES HOME ASLEEP, BUT WHEN I GET HOME I GET TO GET FUCKED"
AND I THOUGHT I WAS A PIG.
SHE FINALLY LEAVES ME ALONE.
I WAS REALY OFFENED. AND TURNED OFF.
FACT OF THE MATTER IS I AM PACKING MAJOR HEAT IN MY PANTS....AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, OR SO IM TOLD.
BUT THE STEROTYPE SHIT IS REALLY CRAZY IN AMERICA.
SOME CHICKS GOT SOME FUNNY IDEAS.
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID.
ILL BE FRIENDS WITH ANYBODY!!!!!!! AND MY FRIENDS WILL KNOW THATS THE TRUTH.
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE MORE "STAND-OFFISH" TO KEEP THESE STUPID MUTHER FUCKERS AT BAY.
STOP WATCHING TV DUMMIES!
FUCK IT. IM STAYING HOME, ILL STICK TO MASTERBATION!
PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!
WHERES DOUMAZ?!
LOVE YOUR LIFE
ps. to all those people to cool to put me on their friends list. pee on you like R.KELLY!....especially from pgh. fuckers... you aint that cool anyways. ha.
WHEN THIS GIRL STARTS TALKING TO ME CAUSE SHE THINKS IM TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH HER FRIEND.
WRONG!
SHE THEN FUCKS UP OUR CONVERSATION.
AND MY FRIEND (HER GIRL) WALKS AWAY.
SHE STAYS BEHIND AND STARTS TELLING ME WHAT A GREAT DANCER I AM.
I SAY THANK YOU.
SHE THEN SAYS
"YEAH YOU GOT ALL THESE GIRLS WET IN HERE."
IM LIKE
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?'
NOW DONT GET ME WRONG, I LIKE IT WHEN GIRLS TALK DIRTY TO ME (SOMETIMES)....BUT NOT WHEN I KNOW THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND NOT WHEN THEY KNOW I KNOW.
YA' KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
ITS NOT CUTE!
IT DONT MAKE ME THINK YOUR HOT!
IT ACTUALLY PISSES ME OFF.
BUT I WAS NICE.
THEN SHE TELLS ME THAT IM "STAND OFFISH"
BECUASE SHE TRIED TO TALK TO ME ONCE AND I TOLD HER IN SPANISH THAT I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH. AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS AN ASSHOLE. BUT EVERONE SHE ASKED ABOUT ME SAID I WAS REAL COOL.
THEN SHE GOES ON TO TELL ME THIS SHIT....
ARE YOUR READY FOR THIS?.....
(THIS IS WHAT I GO THROUGH IN MY CITY.)
SHE SAYS, "I BET YOU CAN FUCK REAL GOOD!"
"I BET YOU GOT A BIG DICK TOO"
"I KNOW BLACK GUYS CAN FUCK AND GOT BIG DICKS....YOU ARE BLACK RIGHT?"
IM LOOKIN AT THIS BITCH IN TOTAL DISBELIEF IM LIKE "...YEAH, IM BLACK(african and other stuff actualy) ."
DIDNT KNOW I LOOKED OTHER.
SHE THEN TELLS ME I SHOULD JUST "FUCK HER FRIEND AND NOT GO OUT WITH HER".
CAUSE "HER FAMILY DONT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE."
MAN IT TOOK EVER BIT OF SELF CONTROL NOT TO SLAP HER.
BUT HITTING GIRLS ISNT NICE.
EVEN WHEN THEY NEED IT.
I ASKED HER "HEY...WHERES YOUR MAN?"
"oh.......HES HOME ASLEEP, BUT WHEN I GET HOME I GET TO GET FUCKED"
AND I THOUGHT I WAS A PIG.
SHE FINALLY LEAVES ME ALONE.
I WAS REALY OFFENED. AND TURNED OFF.
FACT OF THE MATTER IS I AM PACKING MAJOR HEAT IN MY PANTS....AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, OR SO IM TOLD.
BUT THE STEROTYPE SHIT IS REALLY CRAZY IN AMERICA.
SOME CHICKS GOT SOME FUNNY IDEAS.
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID.
ILL BE FRIENDS WITH ANYBODY!!!!!!! AND MY FRIENDS WILL KNOW THATS THE TRUTH.
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE MORE "STAND-OFFISH" TO KEEP THESE STUPID MUTHER FUCKERS AT BAY.
STOP WATCHING TV DUMMIES!
FUCK IT. IM STAYING HOME, ILL STICK TO MASTERBATION!
PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!
WHERES DOUMAZ?!
LOVE YOUR LIFE ps. to all those people to cool to put me on their friends list. pee on you like R.KELLY!....especially from pgh. fuckers... you aint that cool anyways. ha.
and yeah people do think they are way to cool cause if they knew us they'd want to be a part of our movement.
thiz or die.