kemicalphuture

SO IM SITTING IN THE COMPUTER LAB AT SCHOOL.
I GET UP TO MAKE PEE PEE.
I COME BACK AND THERES THIS REALLY DOPE GIRL SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
NOW THE PLACE IS PRETTY EMPTY, SHE COULD HAVE SAT ANYWHERE.....IS THIS A GIFT FROM GOD?
SO IM ALL NERVOUS AND SHIT RIGHT.
SOME HOW WE START TALKING ABOUT OUR MAJORS, SHE DOES SOME SORT OF MARKETING, I TELL HER IM AN ART/ED MAJOR.
WE TALK A LITTLE BIT MORE AND SHE SAYS TO ME "ARE YOU GONNA BE A PROFFESOR?".
SLOW DOWN, A BA IS KICKING MY ASS AT THE MOMENT!
I TELL HER MAYBE WHEN IM 40ISH.
SHE THEN TELLS ME (AS SHE PUTS ON HER LIP GLOSS) THAT "YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE MUCH MONEY TEACHING".
I WANTED TO TELL HER EVERYTHING AINT ABOUT MONEY...
BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF HER SHE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WAS FROM ANOTHER PLANET (I AM). SO I JUST SMILE AND SAY "WE'LL SEE".
SHE SAYS "GOOD LUCK" AND BOUNCES.
I THINK GOD IS TELLING ME
ID BETTER DROP OUT AND SELL COKE SO GIRLS WILL LIKE ME! HA! HA!

FLIPPING BIRDS FOR THE BIRDS!
(LOOK SCOOTER ANOTHER FUNNY)

WHATS GOOD IN THE HOOD!!?
1. REDBULL WANTS ME TO PAINT SOME STUFF FOR THEM DOWN IN DC.
2. ILL HAVE A WEB SITE IN ABOUT A MONTH FOR MY WORK. (IM STOKED! DANNY CROWN IS THE MAN!)
3. I MIGHT BE GETTING A MOTORCYCLE THIS SPRING.....YOURE ALL INVITED TO VIST ME IN THE HOSPITAL.

WHATS BAD!!??
1.EVERY TIME I GO OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME SOME DICK HEAD TRYS TO START SHIT WITH ME...I DONT WANT HER DUDE....LEAVE ME ALONE!
THE REASON SHES LOOKIN AT ME IS CAUSE' IM DANCING. AND SHES THINKING...
"WHY DID I COME WITH THIS TOO "MACHO" TO DANCE, ABOUT TO GET HIS ASS WIPPED, FUCK HEAD?"

IM OUT!

YOURS TRULY MR. "WAITING TO EXHALE" KEMICAL PHUTURE.

EAST SIDE! ASIA BOYS!!!!!!