HELLO TO ANYONE BOARD ENUFF TA' READ THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
CALLED OFF WORK TODAY...DONT THINK THE KIDS MISSED ME.
NOW IM COOLING OUT HERE AT THE PREDOMINANTLY GIRLS CATHOLIC COLLEGE ONCE AGIAN. (HOWD I END UP HERE?)
SITTING IN THE COMP LAB HOPING NO ONE SEES THESE NICE TITTIES ON THE SCREEN....I DONT WANNA BE KNOWN AS THAT DUDE,.... EVEN THOUGH I AM.
BUT TITTIES ARE NICE, NO?
EVERBODY LOVES EM', BABIES LOVE EM' & THEY CANT BE WRONG. IM MORE OF A BUTT MAN MYSELF....OK LET ME STOP.
HUMMM....WELL IM OVER THE WHOLE X SHIT...FUCK IT!
YO SCOOTER!!!! WHY YOU LET ME WHINE ON HERE!?
NEXT TIME SLAP ME.
I GUESS THIS BREAKING UP SHIT IS HARD.
TIME TO LET SHIT GO.
BY GIRL FLY YOUR BIRDY ASS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
I SEE GREENER GRASS OVER THERE ANYWAYS! (i see you)
I WANT IT, I NEED IT, I EAT IT!!!!! ILL SMOKE IT!
MAYBE ILL PUT SOME NAKED PICKS OF ME ON HERE....HAVE TO THINK ON THAT.
IM NOT SHOWING MY PINGA THOUGH...FUCK THAT!
ILL FIGURE SOMTHIN' OUT.....A LITTLE EXPOSITION CANT HURT RIGHT? PLUS I BEEN WORKING OUT. FUCK IT IM DOIN' IT.
FUNNY STORY.....I SAW THIS ADD FOR A MALE REVIEW IN A LOCAL PAPER OVER THE SUMMER. SO I GO DOWN FOR THE "AUDITION". I SHOW UP....IM THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID SO ALLREADY THIS SHIT IS WEIRD! I FIGURED THEY WOULD ALL BE SOME JOCK ASS HOLES BUT THEY WHERE ALL REAL COOL (EXCEPT THE RED NECK PENIS ENVY DUDE). AFTER I MET ALL THE DANCERS THEY TELL ME TO STAY AND SEE HOW THE DO IT. WELL ...THESE DUDES GET ON STAGE AND DO THIS WHOLE GREASE SKIT....corny......THEN AFTER THERE LITTLE THING THEY JUMP OF THE STAGE & START ATTACKING THE CHICKS....I WAS LIKE HO SHIT!!!!!!FEMALE STRIPERS DONT DO THAT. I MEAN SMASHING THE DICK IN THE FACE TYPE SHIT. ALL THE GIRLS LOVED IT TO MY SUPRIZE! THEN THEY SAY "YOU READY TO TRY"...I WAS LIKE "UMM I THINK IM TO SKINNY" DUDES LIKE... "NA! NA! YOU GOT ABS JUST GO" "PLUS WE'LL GET YOU ON STEROIDS" IM THINKING "FUCK THAT...IT MAKES YOU CRAZY AND IM OK ON THAT ALLREADY! PLUS YOUR DICK GETS REPOED...NO THANKS!"
AND THERE WASNT ANY DANCING GOING ON, NONE OF THE DUDES GOT DOWN! I MEAN REALLY COULD MOVE. IT WAS WAK! AND THEY MADE SHITTY MONEY IT SEEMED, THE GIRLS WERE $$$$$ MAD CHEAP$$$$$.....I DID NOTICE GUYS GETTING LOTS OF NUMBERS.....BUT THE PHONE BOOK HAS THOSE! NOT A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT FOR ME SO I WAS OUT!
MAYBE THIS SUMMER THOUGH?
SEE YA. IM OFF TO FIND THE CHEABA! LOVE AND KISSES TO ALL!
CALLED OFF WORK TODAY...DONT THINK THE KIDS MISSED ME.
NOW IM COOLING OUT HERE AT THE PREDOMINANTLY GIRLS CATHOLIC COLLEGE ONCE AGIAN. (HOWD I END UP HERE?)
SITTING IN THE COMP LAB HOPING NO ONE SEES THESE NICE TITTIES ON THE SCREEN....I DONT WANNA BE KNOWN AS THAT DUDE,.... EVEN THOUGH I AM.
BUT TITTIES ARE NICE, NO?
EVERBODY LOVES EM', BABIES LOVE EM' & THEY CANT BE WRONG. IM MORE OF A BUTT MAN MYSELF....OK LET ME STOP.
HUMMM....WELL IM OVER THE WHOLE X SHIT...FUCK IT!
YO SCOOTER!!!! WHY YOU LET ME WHINE ON HERE!?
NEXT TIME SLAP ME.
I GUESS THIS BREAKING UP SHIT IS HARD.
TIME TO LET SHIT GO.
BY GIRL FLY YOUR BIRDY ASS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
I SEE GREENER GRASS OVER THERE ANYWAYS! (i see you)
I WANT IT, I NEED IT, I EAT IT!!!!! ILL SMOKE IT!
MAYBE ILL PUT SOME NAKED PICKS OF ME ON HERE....HAVE TO THINK ON THAT.
IM NOT SHOWING MY PINGA THOUGH...FUCK THAT!
ILL FIGURE SOMTHIN' OUT.....A LITTLE EXPOSITION CANT HURT RIGHT? PLUS I BEEN WORKING OUT. FUCK IT IM DOIN' IT.
FUNNY STORY.....I SAW THIS ADD FOR A MALE REVIEW IN A LOCAL PAPER OVER THE SUMMER. SO I GO DOWN FOR THE "AUDITION". I SHOW UP....IM THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID SO ALLREADY THIS SHIT IS WEIRD! I FIGURED THEY WOULD ALL BE SOME JOCK ASS HOLES BUT THEY WHERE ALL REAL COOL (EXCEPT THE RED NECK PENIS ENVY DUDE). AFTER I MET ALL THE DANCERS THEY TELL ME TO STAY AND SEE HOW THE DO IT. WELL ...THESE DUDES GET ON STAGE AND DO THIS WHOLE GREASE SKIT....corny......THEN AFTER THERE LITTLE THING THEY JUMP OF THE STAGE & START ATTACKING THE CHICKS....I WAS LIKE HO SHIT!!!!!!FEMALE STRIPERS DONT DO THAT. I MEAN SMASHING THE DICK IN THE FACE TYPE SHIT. ALL THE GIRLS LOVED IT TO MY SUPRIZE! THEN THEY SAY "YOU READY TO TRY"...I WAS LIKE "UMM I THINK IM TO SKINNY" DUDES LIKE... "NA! NA! YOU GOT ABS JUST GO" "PLUS WE'LL GET YOU ON STEROIDS" IM THINKING "FUCK THAT...IT MAKES YOU CRAZY AND IM OK ON THAT ALLREADY! PLUS YOUR DICK GETS REPOED...NO THANKS!"
AND THERE WASNT ANY DANCING GOING ON, NONE OF THE DUDES GOT DOWN! I MEAN REALLY COULD MOVE. IT WAS WAK! AND THEY MADE SHITTY MONEY IT SEEMED, THE GIRLS WERE $$$$$ MAD CHEAP$$$$$.....I DID NOTICE GUYS GETTING LOTS OF NUMBERS.....BUT THE PHONE BOOK HAS THOSE! NOT A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT FOR ME SO I WAS OUT!
MAYBE THIS SUMMER THOUGH?
SEE YA. IM OFF TO FIND THE CHEABA! LOVE AND KISSES TO ALL!
el_scootro:
whining is good some times. but wine is good all the time.