kelvie

This is a really funny story....by the way......this may end up being long....hmmmm. which one do I want to tell you?????
I'm thinking I'm thinking.....
Oh good this ones embarassing
This ones goooooood
He thinks I'm lonely
May be nervous anxiety...or maybe I just flatt out have an alcohol problem.
Insta balls....Oooooh they grew! I thought my night was over...clearly not.
Oh yes....this does involve parents
This is sketchy...oh no wait.....
You have no idea how much worse this story gets
5-10 minutes go by....me cold outside
creeping through the house....
Me being the idiot I am......fair enough....I have this topless chick saying "stay"
here we are on the first mistake
I hear something...it's 7 am
I listen...nothing
the door opens
creeping footsteps
Oh shit...where's the window
her mum stands at the foot of the bed
"What are you doing in my daughters bed?"
I can't just grab my shit and bolt
I am hung over and tired
F it ......I roll over and go back to sleep
Mortification sets in as I'm being lambasted by mother in the kitchen
I walk out the door
Never talked to her again
I just seem to get myslef into these situations