kelt9

Sweet Lucy, still title holder of World's Cutest Rat. I'll miss you and I hope you forgive me for not doing enough for you. Though you went through multiple surgeries and put up with bandaging that no rat would, I couldn't get you to the vet soon enough. I should have been there for you. I'm a dirtbag and I love you.

As posted by Jordanos:
Broccoli the Great

You cannot build a tree house in it.
The vegetable grows in dirt anh shit.
And your doggy sure could pee on it.
Will the ladies take their clothes off for a bit?

Oh, my mini green tree.
Can you get any girls to sleep with me?
Perhaps because you listen to Iron Maiden
You grew to have an IQ of 10!

I am not concerned with the vitamin C and beta caroten,
Only that you help me show the girls that I am a sex machine!
Broccoli is by far the superior,
All the beautiful ladies should show their bare exterior!

My rhyming really sucks
There is not much I can do.
That KELT9 is really rather deluxe,
But my beloved Lucy, I dedicate this to you!

R.I.P. Lucy

And while I'm at it: Lenore my bestest friend in the world.

Though you passed more than a year ago, you were my buddy when I needed one. Thanks for letting me hold you and cry when I needed to. May you have all the White Castle sliders you desire in the afterlife.

Wednesday, my precious fat German child whom I wanted to name "Gretel". You were as sweet as any hoody rat could be, but held your own in the end against Lenore's abuse. May you pee wherever you want!


Hi everybody, I'm feeling kinda maudlin due to a couple of drinks and my Celtic nature and thought I'd post something in respect for my ratties who have crossed over. If any of you can stand the heartbreak of having a short life spanned pet, rats are the best.