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SG homework; craziest thing i have ever done.

Jul 15, 2015
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PART 1

Well, i was 16

I wasn't ment to be out but decided to go to a house party anyway.

Gets to about 11pm and i am steaming and decide now is the time to try pouring vodka in ones eye, as you do.

Just before we did this a bloke i knew from back in the day comes stumbling in, pissing blood. Turns out he had just been jumped a 100 yards away nd wandered into the party, he takes the vodka off me pushing it into the stab wound and pours it on him/around the wound and on it. I was absolutely flabbergasted and as i was drunk preceeded to almost projectile vomit everywhere.

Instead, i composed myself and took the kids bicycle sat out front, sellotaped my friend to my back and hopped on, he hung on with his legs in the air screaming in agony as one would do after a small stabbing. We rode over 3 miles it turnt out to be, and i took him straight into A&E luckily there was someone holding the door so we just rolled straight in, the tape came unstuck and he fell to the floor and was rushed into theatre.

One of the craziest things i have ever done... i have a feeling this is going to turn out to be a sequence of blogs.

Best wishes guys, whats the craziest thing you have ever done?
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aubierr1967:
Shit, I got nothin' after that.
Jul 15, 2015
kelseykaos:
tuttut was hoping to see some crazy replies to this! 
Aug 23, 2015

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