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kelseykaos

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Sep 3, 2014
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• I played the trumpet at school, still jazz it up every now and again cos It is awesome

• I sang and played the trumpet in County groups who played at different competitions that won more often than not

• I have a tattoo behind my left ear which is a paw print with DC in the middle. I got it the week my dogs passed away in their memory as i have had them my whole life, they lived to a ripe old age! D for Data (my mum is a trekky) and C for Clint (dad loves westerns clint eastwood most of all)

• I have witnessed some terrible acts in my life that have changed everything about the way I live

• I am addicted to bacon and have brinner (breakfast for dinner) atleast once a week. It is my fave!

• I love having a free house so I can dance around naked (who doesnt!)

• I love gangsta movies, shows like The Sopranos. I would have loved to have lived in the time when John Dillinger was at large.

• I have a very bad memory and usually say oh this happened the other day when actually it was this morning!

• I am starting a beauty course in a week

• I am more into cars and bikes than gossiping about what celebrity wore what

• I have a recurring zombie apocolyse nightmare that always ends with a tidal wave and trying to get on a ferry without being eaten alive!

• I dont know how to fake tan myself without leaving streaks I am such an awful girl

• I wont eat any veg and usually count cheese on anything and everything as my 5 a day

• I once made a lung in a bathtub that killed not only me but 3 other people off in one pull.. we didnt smoke again the whole night it was crazy

• I cannot cook and think I gave myself food poisoning earlier this year, not the one

• Following on from the dumbness displayed above, I am the girl who walks into a lamppost cos I was too busy on my phone

• Speaking of phones.. I have had the same contract for about 7months now and lucky I have insurance as I am on my 5th phone! Serves me right for being a general klutz

• I have 2 finger tattoos both faded and in need of a good touch up, klutz on the inside of my left pinky and relax but in chinese letters on the outside of my left index finger :)

• I want to get my nipples pierced but am considering saving for a breast enlargement operation, just a size or two bigger, then hopefully get them done at the same time, kill two birds with one stone so to speak haha!

• I have never been abroad

• I have afew famous models on facebook, like big names.. personal accounts, god knows how but hey.. its not what you know its who ;)

• I love riding a bike

• I am super duper lazy, I need to snap out of it!

• I always wrap myself up in my quilt even on the hottest night and always tuck my feet in at the bottom so the monsters cant get me lol

• I had night frights till I was about 10, I would wake up screaming in the night keep my folks up then wake up in the morning with complete amnesia thinking I had slept through the night

• I would love to do a shoot where me and a girl get to jump into a giant cake feed eachother and generally make a hot mess with it all!

• I have seen pineapple express probably over 100 times

• I love sleeping in but hate wasting the day

• I waste far too much money on energy drink

• I love wearing no bra all the time

• I had my scaffold pierced once but it got infected and honestly for a week my ear looked like it had a whole nother head attached!

• I am in love with damsel suicide

• I started modelling with mates in my bedroom stealing my dads expensive Nikon, got some good shots as well

• One time the shed at the back of our garden blew up, massive explosion watched the whole thing from my bedroom window was awesome

• I have seen my chemical romance live twice

• I never thought I would have the confidence to start my profile but here we are

• I love the feel or a womans lips

• I have always wanted to go amsterdam sleep with a prostitute just to see what the rave was about

• I want to do a shoot somewhere no one has ever taken a photo before

• I once met a hobo living inside a cliff in cornwall, it was epic (the cliff not the hobo tho he was a friendly if alittle smelly guy)

• I love roast dinners but only how my mum or Pickwicks my fave restaurant in Cornwall makes them. (Bit of a picky tart)

• I once taped my thumbs to my hands for a day to see what itd be like to live without opposable thumbs

• I think I would be a good stand up comedian I am just no good at writing down material, good at making people laugh though

• I want to get the skeleton of a dinosaur on the back of my left leg but unsure what species or dinosaur?!

• I got an A for english gcse but fell asleep in my History exam before I even wrote my name

• I am obsessed with Arabella Drummond, her shop in Soho is to die for and I always have her to look at on my arm <3

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