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Teaching you something

Feb 19, 2014
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blog assignment: to teach all of you something. Since I am studying so much, I will remain on-subject and teach you something about anatomy, then show some fun little things for you.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet. You don't want to see it.

I am....

cute.

silly.

adorable.

sexy.

fuckin' awesome.

worn the-fuck-out.

...and as a woman I don't NEED others to make me feel validated in these titles, but as an aspiring model, one is forced to convince others of these qualities. One can only reinvent them self so many millions of times for attention before it BUSTS your heart open and you feel like singing "Fuuuu-u-u-uuuuuck youuuuuu" in a field of daisies. Maybe I am the only one who is convinced that I deserve to be on top, but there have been awesome people helping me out along the way, and each of them (you) deserve my thanks and adoration.

Random thoughts for a Wednesday off.

DON'T let yourself be convinced that you have to be the apple of everyone's eye.

Get a few billion laughs in today, and enjoy all the lovely girls this site has to offer. Who gives a shit if they're someone you've never heard of- some day you may get to see them succeed and feel that tinge of pride in knowing you've supported them (and seen them naked).

and now, back to studying.

can you read this? if so, get yourself a cookie.

almost daily.

VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
treuntas:
Put me in the same camp as Baudot and TheFuckOffKid.... It eludes me as to why you are not pink.  I remain convinced that you deserve your own color, and maybe that's why it hasn't happened yet.  You are stunning, open and honest.  We are fortunate to see and know you.
Feb 20, 2014
kelpie_:
And I am very grateful to know all of you.  :)  Each of you mean something special to me!
Feb 20, 2014

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