kelpie_

"Love is like home-cooking: good, and wholesome.
But all men need some mutton on the outside, now and then.
If you find your boy is cheating,
just do the same ol', Dear,
He's only giving you the chance that you've been waiting for for years.
My goodness! Tears won't get you anything! Just a shiny red nose...
C'mon, paint that powder up! Put on your swellest clothes!
Men? Go get 'em by the score! Neglected girls shouldn't worry,
That's what God made Sailors for!"

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