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How odd it all feels. I didn't want to come home after what I had done. I called my housemate to assess the situation. He is gone. I arrive home, his key is on the table in the hall and his draws are empty. He even took all the toys I gave him.

Something has ended. But I feel like something is just beginning.

On...
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ortus:
You can remold me anytime baby.

Hope you're feeling okay about it all. Speak soon doll. Big hugs and kisses. x

T
northernsoul:
Wow.

Pretty final, that!

At least he didn't empty you drawers.

A cross dressing moonlight flit? Would have been a sight.

Stay cool.

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I didn't make it to London. I have been drifting in and out of consciousness all day.

I met Jane for lunch yesterday. We drank wine. We talked. We drank more wine. Things got deep. "The Gays" arrived. Things were no longer deep. We drank even more wine. Jane went home and I went back to "The Gay's" abode and thought it would be a...
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ortus:
Advocaat?! Eep. puke

You know my thoughts on the huggy business.

Don't worry about The Gays. It was all in good nature, I'm sure. I am slowly drying out. But of course the minute I step through my front door the rain ceases.

Fucking typical.

Call me, doll. smile
northernsoul:
Advocat - once drank a bottle as a dare.

Bright yellow monkey sick. Everywhere.

But strangely a good one in terms of the drunk.

A very warm fuzzy kind of intoxication.

Comforting - but ultimately messy.

"The Gays" must know there's not enough SG's to go round without "dipping over the fence" and chancing their arm for a laugh.

Head down and sleep it off...
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It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither deaf nor blind.


My lovelies... Please. Give the Monster some credit. I do not, have not and will not watch Big Brother. I have no desire to and nor do I have the aerial facilities to do so. My information comes from the mouths and paper's of other's alone. You got...
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bashster:
wow i like your big brother rant same here are we the only two in the uk that doesn,t watch it?????.I am sorry to gatecrash your journal but im in awe of your groovy gloves and your love of chav culture.I will send a friend request but when looking at my profile piccys don,t be scared i always look like that,remember disguising oneself is fun and sets you apart from the rest(or it makes you look like a pschopath)
padre:
no kidding monster i wouldnt have sex with him but i would make sure that he fucked my girlfriend
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Despite my attempts to cut myself off from Big Brother 8 it has become apparent that avoiding it is impossible. It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither deaf nor blind. This year it is an all (but one) female house, burdened with irritating WAG wannabes, some vulgar twins (whose parents I feel truly sorry for. The shame...) and...
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silverrevolver:
Also, in response. Why do I even care what happens here, it will all be an ocean away soon!
aki1:
big brother sucks ass tongue
happy humpday love kiss
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An old friend of mine contacted me today. We haven't spoken in nearly 2 years, but the timing for a reunion couldn't be more perfect. We have arranged to meet on Friday when I am in the London area.

Let me paint a picture of this wonderful woman. In exchange for forgiveness she once got her boyfriend of the time to eat one of her...
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aki1:
oh man she lived in the same city as me
and yupp
i garantee well have a blast if u do come over
im a trouble maker LOL but a fun one
hope ur monday is going well babe smile
ortus:
Well my vanishing pocket dynamo. I will have my revenge at noughts & crosses, oh yes. mad wink

And as promised, the TexMex cheese on toast.

Hmmmmmmm. Exquisite. Just add a little crushed black pepper. smile


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faye:
Nah, every body has things that look good on it, I could MAYBE get away with the yellow one with a cute little shrug but the pink one would be a no go.

Seriously having huge boobs put so many cute little dresses out. It sucks.

But i would love to play dress up sometime!!! I have no girlie friends here who like that sort of thing. *pouts

Hope you're well sweetheart.
ortus:
The dude is DEFINITELY Pedro.

The facial hair leads me to the conclusion that he is Spanish or somehow Hispanic in nature.
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He has returned. I am a bitch.

I drank too much. What I hope to achieve is unclear.
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ortus:
Hope you are okay my sweets. Hope things resolve ...............

You know where to find me hon. kiss
silverrevolver:
At keast you're aware that it is unclear...
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Firstly, Neo, Ortus, muchos gracias for the humpage. T'is always a pleasure wink

Secondly, let's rant.

I was informed today that Big Brother 8 commences this week (possibly tonight?). Marvelous. Just what we need...

It's a money spinner. I don't blame Endemol. I don't blame Channel 4 (aside from the many ethical issues that surrounds the show, but people know what they're signing up...
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ortus:
Well dahlink, looks like we have to add Neo to the Me, You, DoubleL triumverate.

And a worthy addition she is too!

Me +3 hot ladies. Did I die already!? kiss to the lot of ya.


[Edit: Oh my. What did I do to deserve such testimony? You are a gigantic giant amongst ickle monsters my dear. Hugs and kisses.]
doublel:
So, I'm am right there with you on reality TV. It's like a terrible train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from. And less entertaining.

We've added a fourth to our slip-n-slide party? Do tell.

kiss
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Apparently it's poetry Sunday. Well for me it is. Two of my old favourites for you to get your teeth into.

The Passionate Shepherd to His Love

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods or steepy mountain yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their...
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aki1:
omg your sooo hawwwttt


this make me so wanna hump u lady
wink biggrin
ortus:
Of course, darling Neo is sooooooo right. But let's get the full size in the works.



Shibby shibby hubba hubba! kiss wink
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Inside everyone is a loser afraid to be loved, and out there is the one person who can kiss us and make all better.
- Quote from an extremely uncool chick flick, but true all the same.

The weekend may or may not be good. It is dependent on whether I can be bothered to drag my lazy ass out and on whether this current...
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maxk:
Now, Kelly, I could see you turning a gay man staright, but not the other way around! love
el_duderino2:
being rad should be raison enough