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My brain is melting, mushing, going stale.
I have contracted ergophobia as a result of too much boondoggling.

It is time to look for a new job.
Money is not as important as mind.

Today I was given the glorious title of "Official Event Organiser" in an email to the team. On top of this I am also "Chief Admin Bitch" and "The Whore What...
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cornrowwallace:
all of that sounds awesome, minus the you being on fire part. unless i knew there were some way you wouldn't be hurt. cause if you came out of it without and injuries, naked fire would be awesome. maybe.
gigondas:
I do believe that the bra burning should be definitively punctuated with the word,"Motherfucker!"
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I wrote a long blog about my visit to the local second hand book shop, which is closing today, about Ronald the proprietor and about my interesting 19th Century purchases. It is gone and I cannot be bothered to recreate it.

Have some poo.

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silverrevolver:
In Dublin, should be in the UK in a couple hours...

Tired, but very good.smile
silverrevolver:
Here. exhausted. I am staying at a ghetto-fabulous hotel in Chelsea! There is a pub down the street, some food and a pint, then pass out, so I get wake early, have coffee and get my skinny yankee ass to the train station. kiss
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In 58 days I will be at Reading Festival. I will drink cider. I will get stoned. I will talk to new people. I will arrive back at my tent every morning at sunrise. I will amaze everyone with my powers of recovery.

And I might listen to some music too.

Of particular excitement to me at this present time are the following acts:

Kings...
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fauna:
Bruce does have that hotness only found in men who slightly resemble my dad.
cyberedz:
Hmm, Reading - had a good laugh there in '93 (highlights included Kevin Saunderson's set in the dance 'tent' and the slam pit during the Butthole Surfers), but it still doesn't compare to Glasters. Hope you enjoy it, though.

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Dear Kelly,

Things need to change.

Your recent behaviour does you no justice. It is easy to hide behind the veil of alcohol, giving a sense of false confidence. If you bottle things up when sober how can you be expected to express yourself competently when drunk?

You have wonderful friends around you. If you could just step outside of your head for a while...
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maxwelldemon:
We are all in the same boat, wish you the best wink
silverrevolver:
The stuff is in storage...
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I am irritated by mispronunciation. So much so that I will check an online dictionary just to satisfy my smug sense of accuracy.

We have processes to follow at work, which include terms such as "Call" and "Incident". They differ. They mean different things. They are different. I hear people using each term in the wrong context. The inaccuracy in their use of terminology irritates...
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ortus:
Good morning doll. I mailed you those healing words from my mystic friend. smile
memoorandom:
it was called beauty and the beast, was on in the mid to late eighties when i was just wee, but i loved it. ron perlman who was in it has gone on to do big things too. . . the eighties, though - they were great. aye. smile
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ortus:
Hm. That not good. mad

My camcorder arrived. Would it cheer you up if I was to promise to make you a daft video over the weekend?
ortus:
Well, you don't want much do ya?!

A montage to Slippery Dick? I'm sure I can work with that. wink
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I think I might ditch my band. I am bored. I want something different. The guys listen to way to much Kelly Clarkson and Christina Aguilera for things to truly work. I am not that kind of singer. And the lyrics suck. Royally (apart from a few cheese embroiled lines that allow me to work my stinky magic on stage).

Onwards and upwards.

Work. (I...
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silverrevolver:
Tambien...

Have I asked you about music yet?

If not, what are you into?
el_duderino2:
oh yeh I get it. only once - i totally miscalculated. i had to wear an eye patch ARRR!!!

that'd be a sexy look though I'm sure - in the mood - excuse me - need to put on my safety apparel.

haha smile
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I trained today for the massage company. I start on Saturday. I am excited. (Don't let the lack of exclamation fool you, I really am.)

I also walked a fair few miles. Some of it beach side. I sat in one of the shelters on the sea front and admired the view (from behind my camera phone as any self respecting 21st Century person does)....
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aki1:
i love the pics
so im enjoying smile
and yay for u and ur new job
that is awesome
i hope it rocks babe
and have a great friday love
and no more of the arse business LOL tongue
coldie:
You're now a trained masseur!?

Rock on. That'd be the most awesome job ever. Unless there are lots of like... old people. With all wrinkles and like, skin 2 sizes too big for them. Ok that little fantasy was short lived.

Gorgeous views, it makes me giggle that it's grey and overcast and reminds me of the time I went to Brighton with my olds, it ended up raining, but we were gonna have our day at the beach dammit. That place was kinda eerie and unsettling though, dunno what exactly it was, but it felt kind of like a carnival or something.

Good luck with new job smile.
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I find spoilers to be handy in separating my several, unrelated trains of thought.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Doctor Dictionary is spying on me. He is in my head and he knows exactly how I'm feeling on most days. He emails me daily with a word, a description and it tends to match my mood.

In reverse order. Not all recent days applicable (we do...
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shadea:
Ooo...

I use perfunctory a lot...
Are you up for bit on ebay?...

XOOXXO
silverrevolver:
This is my favorite monster blog ever! kiss

I'm partical to incipient.

Also I don't think I ever told you, you look adorable in your old lady dresses! kiss
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Sex with work colleagues.

Discuss.
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gujsel:
oh is a great thing ...but impossible for me..... i have a only man collegues biggrin kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
doublel:
Nah. Wait until they quit...or you quit. Small job politics are just too much to handle. In my opinion.

kiss