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Tuesday Mar 01, 2011

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Third re-write.

I'm fricking awesome.

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I'm having a crisis of self-confidence at the moment but I'm not going to write about it in any detail because I don't want to invite negativity into my life. I can achieve my goals. I CAN ACHIEVE MY GOALS. Fuck, according to Rhonda Byrne my goals are already acheived. Get that...!


I'm listening to Hackney Colliery Band right now. They're a brass band who've covered Africa by Toto and a mash up of Mo Money Mo Problems and ODB's Got Your Money. It gets me wiggling.

Starting a yoga class tonight and really looking forward to getting into again. I did no yoga in India. I know, I'm a disgrace but you try doing yoga when there's an abundance of hammocks, charras and animals. I know that yoga is an instant mood-booster for me so any crises will wane

Listen to this too. These are some guys I met in India who not only have some fine, fine facial hair but they can really play their instruments (ahem).

VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
its_matt:
its from 'the ricky gervais guide to... the world cup' which contains pretty much nothing about the world cup. But the guides to are brilliant and contain some golden pilkington moments.
Mar 7, 2011
mark_plus_beer:
That girl is the beautiful Noomi Rapace.
Mar 7, 2011

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