Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

kellymonster

Member Since 2007

Followers 405 Following 159

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Feb 25, 2011

Feb 25, 2011
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Charlie Sheen is mental and I like it.

Listen here. If you don't listen, below are my favourite quotes. Don't ask mefor context. Context is for the weak.



All are in capital letters, not because I'm shouting but because Charlie's ego is.

*I AM BATTLE CHESTED BAYONETS
*WINNING
*I'VE SPENT THE LAST DECADE EFFORTLESSLY AND MAGICALLY CONVERTING YOUR TIN CANS INTO PURE GOLD
*I'VE GOT MAGIC AND I'VE GOT POETRY AT MY FINGERTIPS
*THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN AND HE HAS AN ARMY OF ASASSINS... (VATICAN ASASSIN WARLOCKS)
*YOU EITHER LOVE OR YOU HATE AND YOU MUST DO SO VIOLENTLY
*I'M GOING TO FUEL THE BATTLE CRY OF MY DEADLY AND DANGEROUS, SECRET AND SILENT SOLDIERS
*THE ONE THING I'M ADDICTED TO RIGHT NOW IS WINNING
*NEWSFLASH: I AM SPECIAL
*I'M NOT THOMAS JEFFERSON, HE WAS A PUSSY
*THIS IS ME NOT ON DRUGS BRO. AS I SAID THIS IS FREE, THE NEXT ONE GOES IN YOUR MOUTH

In a nutshell, Charlie is clearly winning.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
orchid:
biggrin
Feb 27, 2011
wizzle:
Thank you! It was good fun to make.

The music is "So Long, Lonesome" by Explosions in the Sky WHO ARE AMAZING.

When I get home I shall listen to that audio and hopefully, some chucklement will be had.
Feb 28, 2011

More Blogs

  • 06.10.07
    14

    Sunday Jun 10, 2007

    How odd it all feels. I didn't want to come home after what I had don…
  • 06.09.07
    11

    Saturday Jun 09, 2007

    I didn't make it to London. I have been drifting in and out of consci…
  • 06.06.07
    16

    Wednesday Jun 06, 2007

    It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither…
  • 06.05.07
    11

    Tuesday Jun 05, 2007

    Despite my attempts to cut myself off from Big Brother 8 it has becom…
  • 06.03.07
    8

    Sunday Jun 03, 2007

    An old friend of mine contacted me today. We haven't spoken in nearly…
  • 06.02.07
    14

    Saturday Jun 02, 2007

    Read More
  • 06.01.07
    5

    Friday Jun 01, 2007

    He has returned. I am a bitch. I drank too much. What I hope to achi…
  • 05.30.07
    12

    Wednesday May 30, 2007

    Firstly, Neo, Ortus, muchos gracias for the humpage. T'is always a pl…
  • 05.26.07
    13

    Sunday May 27, 2007

    Apparently it's poetry Sunday. Well for me it is. Two of my old favou…
  • 05.25.07
    12

    Friday May 25, 2007

    Inside everyone is a loser afraid to be loved, and out there is the o…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
0
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,600 SuicideGirls
  • 1,115,048 followers
  • 14,952,430 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,473,954 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo