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Friday Feb 25, 2011

Feb 25, 2011
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Charlie Sheen is mental and I like it.

Listen here. If you don't listen, below are my favourite quotes. Don't ask mefor context. Context is for the weak.



All are in capital letters, not because I'm shouting but because Charlie's ego is.

*I AM BATTLE CHESTED BAYONETS
*WINNING
*I'VE SPENT THE LAST DECADE EFFORTLESSLY AND MAGICALLY CONVERTING YOUR TIN CANS INTO PURE GOLD
*I'VE GOT MAGIC AND I'VE GOT POETRY AT MY FINGERTIPS
*THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN AND HE HAS AN ARMY OF ASASSINS... (VATICAN ASASSIN WARLOCKS)
*YOU EITHER LOVE OR YOU HATE AND YOU MUST DO SO VIOLENTLY
*I'M GOING TO FUEL THE BATTLE CRY OF MY DEADLY AND DANGEROUS, SECRET AND SILENT SOLDIERS
*THE ONE THING I'M ADDICTED TO RIGHT NOW IS WINNING
*NEWSFLASH: I AM SPECIAL
*I'M NOT THOMAS JEFFERSON, HE WAS A PUSSY
*THIS IS ME NOT ON DRUGS BRO. AS I SAID THIS IS FREE, THE NEXT ONE GOES IN YOUR MOUTH

In a nutshell, Charlie is clearly winning.
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orchid:
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Feb 27, 2011
wizzle:
Thank you! It was good fun to make.

The music is "So Long, Lonesome" by Explosions in the Sky WHO ARE AMAZING.

When I get home I shall listen to that audio and hopefully, some chucklement will be had.
Feb 28, 2011

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