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Monday Jul 02, 2007

Jul 2, 2007
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My brain is melting, mushing, going stale.
I have contracted ergophobia as a result of too much boondoggling.

It is time to look for a new job.
Money is not as important as mind.

Today I was given the glorious title of "Official Event Organiser" in an email to the team. On top of this I am also "Chief Admin Bitch" and "The Whore What Proofreads Processes".

On my last day I intend to swing a burning bra around my head while screaming passionate cries of freedom.

All hail Germaine Greer!

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cornrowwallace:
all of that sounds awesome, minus the you being on fire part. unless i knew there were some way you wouldn't be hurt. cause if you came out of it without and injuries, naked fire would be awesome. maybe.
Jul 2, 2007
gigondas:
I do believe that the bra burning should be definitively punctuated with the word,"Motherfucker!"
Jul 4, 2007

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