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Friday Jun 15, 2007

Jun 15, 2007
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I think I might ditch my band. I am bored. I want something different. The guys listen to way to much Kelly Clarkson and Christina Aguilera for things to truly work. I am not that kind of singer. And the lyrics suck. Royally (apart from a few cheese embroiled lines that allow me to work my stinky magic on stage).

Onwards and upwards.

Work. (I wrote this earlier. I was full of The Hate.)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
"Hey what you up this weekend? Have you been to Mr C's yet upstairs in Chillies?"

"Sorry to hear about your news, are you coping ok? What does the weekend have in store for you?"

"Hello chuck - you ok??"

I don't respond to your emails. Do you really care what I'm doing this weekend? Is it really of any concern to you if I have been to Mr C's or not? Are you just trying to track my movements in a poor attempt to get into my knickers? Have you looked at yourself lately? You like my attitude you say. I seem nice. My fella was a lucky guy. He must be heartbroken. (Thanks for that.)

Do you know the sort of person that I really am?

Isn't funny that since you found out I'm single you won't leave me alone.

I only smile at you in the corridor because it's polite.

If I don't reply, get the message.



There is love there. Look hard. It's all for myself. Monster Validation not currently required.

Tell me something interesting.

And while you're there, fish my head out of my arse.

Champagne breakfast beach side tomorrow. It appears that I will be the head of Team Snob AND Team Evil this week.

Fuck you.

VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
silverrevolver:
Tambien...

Have I asked you about music yet?

If not, what are you into?
Jun 18, 2007
el_duderino2:
oh yeh I get it. only once - i totally miscalculated. i had to wear an eye patch ARRR!!!

that'd be a sexy look though I'm sure - in the mood - excuse me - need to put on my safety apparel.

haha smile
Jun 18, 2007

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