It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither deaf nor blind.
My lovelies... Please. Give the Monster some credit. I do not, have not and will not watch Big Brother. I have no desire to and nor do I have the aerial facilities to do so. My information comes from the mouths and paper's of other's alone. You got me all wrong.
Moving on.
I have a new part time job. Come to the sea side, lay in the sun, hang out in bars and I will knead you with my tiny hands.
The coming weekend promises to be promising. A gig that will undoubtedly be filled with secret smiles. A reunion to warm the heart (and split the sides). A visit to The Shire and to the home I grew up in. A day and night to remember in London town. I like an adventure.
