kellymonster

Despite my attempts to cut myself off from Big Brother 8 it has become apparent that avoiding it is impossible. It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither deaf nor blind. This year it is an all (but one) female house, burdened with irritating WAG wannabes, some vulgar twins (whose parents I feel truly sorry for. The shame...) and one man. An ex boyband member whose skin looks like it's been stretched across his face in order to (unsuccessfully) hide his age.

My favourite morsel of BB information, gleaned from intra office conversation, is a quote.

"Did you know, there's a new music taking over our country and it's called 'indie'." (or something to that effect)

I haven't seen the girl who spoke this gem but I am wondering if she is the same girl I saw jumping on the band wagon last week... Where she has been for (at least) 10 years, I do not know.

My friends failed to play a practical joke on me via Wikipedia yesterday. They attempted to convince me that David Hasselhoff was in fact the mastermind behind the Davidoff Brand. That Davidoff Cool Water was rumoured to contain sea spray from the setting of Baywatch. That he wanted to call the brand 'The Hoff' but that this name was already taken by a pork scratching company in Scotland. Too bad losers, it appears that this little lady is still the full picnic. And that Wikipedia are quick to remove bull shit.