kellymonster

An old friend of mine contacted me today. We haven't spoken in nearly 2 years, but the timing for a reunion couldn't be more perfect. We have arranged to meet on Friday when I am in the London area.

Let me paint a picture of this wonderful woman. In exchange for forgiveness she once got her boyfriend of the time to eat one of her bogeys and let her spit in his ear. He was forgiven but it did not last. When studying she also completely humiliated a German guy she was dating by laughing at his unfortunately small penis. Needless to say, they did not make the sex.

I have a green exercise book that we used to write in at school to avoid being caught talking in lessons. There are some extremely vulgar and graphic images hidden within those pages. I will not repeat them here as there is a time and a place... and it was History class in 1996.

Up until we lost contact we planned to travel the world, holding each other's hand every step of the way but life swept us both away. Now she is back. More happiness.