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Thursday May 17, 2007

May 17, 2007
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In contrast to my usual weekend shenanigans of charity shopping and boozing, this weekend will find me being the loving sister, daughter and granddaughter that I (surprisingly) can be. I'm traveling to The Shire tomorrow evening and will be spending the majority of my weekend in the company of those I love. It involves a ridiculous amount of traveling and an even more ridiculous amount of money being spent on train tickets (I should really learn to drive...) but it'll be worth it. My sister is now a qualified Beautician so I intend to put her skills to the test. And I think she will find me quite testing.

The remainder of my weekend involves getting naked in front of a man that I have never met before. This is a joy usually restricted to those who have wooed me sufficiently (or those who are 'qualified') but JMP has a camera and I trust that he will make me look beautiful.

Sayonara

(Thanks to all for the fringe love)
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ortus:
Oh my. blush

I think L is on to something here. REALLY on to something. For a proposal like that 3000 miles is nothing. I could skip it in a heartbeat. Miss L and Miss K ................ what a partnership that would be.

Holy crap eeek

I think I may have to go for a lie down.
May 18, 2007
ortus:
I would travel 1000s of miles and pay 1000s of pounds for you, me and LL to fool around in a sun-filled garden with a paddling pool, slide, water pistols, soapy water, bikinis, strong alcohol and novelty condoms.

Sounds like my idea of fucking heaven.

Think I'm in dreamland.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend with your family. I love you tons. You 2 girls are awesome. x

love
May 18, 2007

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