kellymonster

What on earth was I freaking about?! Friday was wonderful!! It was such a buzz, I'm an incessant show off! I will admit that before hand I was terrified, my stomach was doing somersaults and I shut myself in the toilets with my lyrics but I didn't let the band, the crowd or myself down. Pictures are below - my upper arms look huge, but I guess that's what happens when you're gym obsessed for 6 months and then you slip back into your old wine drinking ways...





^^What is that?!







I was exhausted afterwards. I had to concentrate so much on giving the best performance AND on remembering the words. There's already talk of teaming up with a couple of other local bands for gigs, which will be immense... local celebrity status is all I ask for - cheap booze and free entry to clubs. Feels like heaven.

We went to a beach party after the gig and I didn't make it out of bed until 4.15pm yesterday (disgraceful!). I then dragged my sorry ass to a BBQ and crawled into bed again...

This morning your tiny monster fell out of bed at about 11.20am or the second installment of the Jumble Sale at 60 Million Postcards. The financial gain wasn't as much as last time but we still took home almost enough to cover out council tax. And I drank 5 pints of Frulli so I'm totally shit faced as I write!! A guy next to us had THE BEST t shirts ever and I purchased this:



You know it makes sense! If you can't read it, the text says: Happiness is a warm beard. Yes, yes it is.

We had lots of fun!






I now sit here with a minor headache. The town calls us out again for more boozing but I feel like I've taken all any respectable 99 year old could... The party continues.

God bless Bank Holiday Weekends! Hope all you UK peeps are making the most of the No Work Monday! Whoop whoop!

Here's a little party video for you to enjoy. More electro pop fun with amazing lyrics!





EDIT: 22.53. I decided not to go out. I'm not that hardcore after all.