keller

Who's gonna tell you when
It's too late?
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great?
You can't go on,
Thinking nothing's wrong;
Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall?
Who's gonna hang it up
When you call?
Who's gonna pay attention
To your dreams?
Who's gonna plug their ears
When you scream?

You can't go on,
Thinking...
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A gate guard working for a metalworks in a large city noticed that, at the end of everyday, the same soft-spoken employee would always push a wheelbarrow filled with dirt though the side gate to leave. Duty-bound, the guard diligently examined the dirt; sifting through it, unloading it and then refilling it, even setting aside a small sample to be tested by the factory's scientists...
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"Flim-Flam" Flanagan was defending in a homicide case where the body was never found. In his summation he charged the jury that the presumed victim would walk through the courtroom doors in 30 seconds. Twelve sets of eyes turned and watched the door for over 4 minutes. Breaking the long silence, Flanagan said, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, because you turned your heads and...
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After that it got pretty late, and, we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I realized what a terrific person she was and how much fun it was just knowing her, and I thought of that old joke. You know, this guy goes to his psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the doctor...
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