"Your princess is in another castle." (SMB, 1985)
1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
2) She ain't here.
3) You tried really hard, but you failed.
4) You just got owned by either Princess Peach or Princess Daisy.
-- Urban Dictionary

1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
2) She ain't here.
3) You tried really hard, but you failed.
4) You just got owned by either Princess Peach or Princess Daisy.
-- Urban Dictionary

gi_jo:
ha! nice way to put a spin on that! what sluts!
xynnedra:
Ha ha ha