keller

A gate guard working for a metalworks in a large city noticed that, at the end of everyday, the same soft-spoken employee would always push a wheelbarrow filled with dirt though the side gate to leave. Duty-bound, the guard diligently examined the dirt; sifting through it, unloading it and then refilling it, even setting aside a small sample to be tested by the factory's scientists...
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"Flim-Flam" Flanagan was defending in a homicide case where the body was never found. In his summation he charged the jury that the presumed victim would walk through the courtroom doors in 30 seconds. Twelve sets of eyes turned and watched the door for over 4 minutes. Breaking the long silence, Flanagan said, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, because you turned your heads and...
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After that it got pretty late, and, we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I realized what a terrific person she was and how much fun it was just knowing her, and I thought of that old joke. You know, this guy goes to his psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the doctor...
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RIP MCA

We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your...
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