You buy me a soda... you buy me a soda... and you try to molest me in the parking lot.
I GOT MY HAIR CUT TODAY! HOW EXCITING! I HAVE BANGS! Pictures follow:
There are more, darling.
The History Channel has now become my favorite television channel. Last night I watched a program about UFOs followed by a two-hour program concerning the devil and hell... the theories and history behind both concepts. I love that kind of stuff. Not kind of stuff as in the devil and hell. Kind of stuff as in informative programs on contreversial subjects. Did you know that Benjamin Franklin was apart of this group of men who, back in the day, gathered in bath houses to drink and have orgies and make fun of Christianity? Yep. It's all true, friends. Speaking of Ben, I ran across this nugget of joy today whilst reading my lovely Jon Stewart book: "The pen is mightier than the sword if it has been sharpened to a fine point, dipped in deadly poison, and is thrown from ten feet away. But really, you're better off with a sword."
If you are sick and tired of dealing with the burning discomfort of heartburn, simply retrieve a sharp kitchen knife and cut off your right thumb. I guarantee your heartburn will seem like a thing of the past.
I think I might be developing a crush on someone. Someone I didn't think I was capable of ever liking. Liking as in being-attracted-to liking. Someone I've known for years. This is very strange. Perhaps hard liquor will surpress any further unexplainable urges. But I don't drink. So I guess we can go ahead and rule that out...
Do you think Kelland is awesomely fantastic? Do you adore her photo-taking skills and marvel at the sight of new pictures? Then you may want to participate in the REQUEST A PICTURE OF KELLAND game currently taking place at the Kelland journal homestead. Idea taken from the brilliant and lovely unique3, just simply leave a comment requesting a specific picture of Kelland (ex: "Hey Kelland... I would like to see a picture of you kissing a decorative mule ornament...") and Kelland will fulfill your requests and post the pictures in her next journal. Please feel free to be creative. But keep it clean. Unclean requests will not be fulfilled and Kelland will beat you with a box of cornflakes for requesting such a thing in the first place. So... LET THE GAME BEGIN!
I GOT MY HAIR CUT TODAY! HOW EXCITING! I HAVE BANGS! Pictures follow:
There are more, darling.
The History Channel has now become my favorite television channel. Last night I watched a program about UFOs followed by a two-hour program concerning the devil and hell... the theories and history behind both concepts. I love that kind of stuff. Not kind of stuff as in the devil and hell. Kind of stuff as in informative programs on contreversial subjects. Did you know that Benjamin Franklin was apart of this group of men who, back in the day, gathered in bath houses to drink and have orgies and make fun of Christianity? Yep. It's all true, friends. Speaking of Ben, I ran across this nugget of joy today whilst reading my lovely Jon Stewart book: "The pen is mightier than the sword if it has been sharpened to a fine point, dipped in deadly poison, and is thrown from ten feet away. But really, you're better off with a sword."
If you are sick and tired of dealing with the burning discomfort of heartburn, simply retrieve a sharp kitchen knife and cut off your right thumb. I guarantee your heartburn will seem like a thing of the past.
I think I might be developing a crush on someone. Someone I didn't think I was capable of ever liking. Liking as in being-attracted-to liking. Someone I've known for years. This is very strange. Perhaps hard liquor will surpress any further unexplainable urges. But I don't drink. So I guess we can go ahead and rule that out...
Do you think Kelland is awesomely fantastic? Do you adore her photo-taking skills and marvel at the sight of new pictures? Then you may want to participate in the REQUEST A PICTURE OF KELLAND game currently taking place at the Kelland journal homestead. Idea taken from the brilliant and lovely unique3, just simply leave a comment requesting a specific picture of Kelland (ex: "Hey Kelland... I would like to see a picture of you kissing a decorative mule ornament...") and Kelland will fulfill your requests and post the pictures in her next journal. Please feel free to be creative. But keep it clean. Unclean requests will not be fulfilled and Kelland will beat you with a box of cornflakes for requesting such a thing in the first place. So... LET THE GAME BEGIN!
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