Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.
I don't have school for the rest of the week. FUCKIN' A. I felt rather productive today. Completed a few projects, took a few tests, dropped a few meatballs on my brand new jeans... wait, nix that last one. My sister just called and she is on her way home to spend time with me these next five days. I miss her like WOAH. I am sounding weird today, aren't I? Could it be that Kelland is in a good mood?
I'm actually in a good mood more than you may think. I just tend to write about the bleak and the realistic. La la la. No one is home and I am listening to loud music. La la la.
I've come to realize that for the most part, people are cruel and unreasonable. The next time someone pisses me off, I am not going to go to great lengths to explain myself or show any humility at all. I am not going to ask questions or try to work things out. Because these people, these mostly cruel and unreasonable people, rip me to shreads and spare no effort to try to make me feel like shit. But guess what? At the end of the day, I still am the one with a sexier collar bone. And that is why I rule and these people, these mostly cruel and unreasonable people, do not.
I just wrote this for TygerTyger and I realized that I like it, so I am going to share it with everyone: Once upon a time a frog named Freddy decided that instead of eating bugs like all the rest of the frogs, he wanted to eat applesauce. And so he did. And he ate so much of it that eventually he turned into an apple, and consequently, was later made into the very product he had consumed for so many years.
The new U2 album came out today. I know a lot of you folk don't particularly like them, but blah to you.
I am very excited and U2 has been one of my favorite bands since the 5th grade. I've had an undying crush on the bass player for several years and their 1997 album POP is my material God. So, if you like U2, like me, then you shall receive a steaming slice of delectable pizza. If not, then you can just go and sit over there and watch the rest of us enjoy our pizza while you starve and do whatever else it is you do.
People don't really know what they want because they don't really want anything.
In the middle of the night, I stagger out of bed. I am caught somewhere between wakefulness and rest. And I contemplate my options. The stairs lead downstairs to hours of repititeous activity, glued to a screen with a blank mind, consuming trash, forcing focus. In the kitchen is the door leading outside. Outside is a cage and a certain emptiness I try to avoid. I can always meander into the bathroom on my right and sulk in the shower or read on the toilet. I can look out the window and wonder what time it is, what the hell I'm doing in the bathroom, how many hours I have left until the alarm rings... Realizing the limitations of my desired destinations, I find my way back to bed, under the covers, and force a dream that never happens in consciousness.
EDITED TO SAY: Guess which super-sexy and extremely awesome SuicideGirl requested MY friendship out of the blue? Apnea!
I guess there are other cool things about me besides my collar bone. So yay. I am happy. ALSO, yes, I changed my avatar again. I am finally satisfied with this one and it is a final installment until something much better comes along. So, say hello to the new avatar, offer it refreshments, and get comfy.
I don't have school for the rest of the week. FUCKIN' A. I felt rather productive today. Completed a few projects, took a few tests, dropped a few meatballs on my brand new jeans... wait, nix that last one. My sister just called and she is on her way home to spend time with me these next five days. I miss her like WOAH. I am sounding weird today, aren't I? Could it be that Kelland is in a good mood?
I'm actually in a good mood more than you may think. I just tend to write about the bleak and the realistic. La la la. No one is home and I am listening to loud music. La la la.
I've come to realize that for the most part, people are cruel and unreasonable. The next time someone pisses me off, I am not going to go to great lengths to explain myself or show any humility at all. I am not going to ask questions or try to work things out. Because these people, these mostly cruel and unreasonable people, rip me to shreads and spare no effort to try to make me feel like shit. But guess what? At the end of the day, I still am the one with a sexier collar bone. And that is why I rule and these people, these mostly cruel and unreasonable people, do not.
I just wrote this for TygerTyger and I realized that I like it, so I am going to share it with everyone: Once upon a time a frog named Freddy decided that instead of eating bugs like all the rest of the frogs, he wanted to eat applesauce. And so he did. And he ate so much of it that eventually he turned into an apple, and consequently, was later made into the very product he had consumed for so many years.
The new U2 album came out today. I know a lot of you folk don't particularly like them, but blah to you.
I am very excited and U2 has been one of my favorite bands since the 5th grade. I've had an undying crush on the bass player for several years and their 1997 album POP is my material God. So, if you like U2, like me, then you shall receive a steaming slice of delectable pizza. If not, then you can just go and sit over there and watch the rest of us enjoy our pizza while you starve and do whatever else it is you do.
People don't really know what they want because they don't really want anything.
In the middle of the night, I stagger out of bed. I am caught somewhere between wakefulness and rest. And I contemplate my options. The stairs lead downstairs to hours of repititeous activity, glued to a screen with a blank mind, consuming trash, forcing focus. In the kitchen is the door leading outside. Outside is a cage and a certain emptiness I try to avoid. I can always meander into the bathroom on my right and sulk in the shower or read on the toilet. I can look out the window and wonder what time it is, what the hell I'm doing in the bathroom, how many hours I have left until the alarm rings... Realizing the limitations of my desired destinations, I find my way back to bed, under the covers, and force a dream that never happens in consciousness.
EDITED TO SAY: Guess which super-sexy and extremely awesome SuicideGirl requested MY friendship out of the blue? Apnea!
I guess there are other cool things about me besides my collar bone. So yay. I am happy. ALSO, yes, I changed my avatar again. I am finally satisfied with this one and it is a final installment until something much better comes along. So, say hello to the new avatar, offer it refreshments, and get comfy.VIEW 25 of 59 COMMENTS
darklis:
Sad cause the meatball was ruined? Or the jeans. Meatball, right? 
501blue:
is the Muse show at Promowest off? i noticed you canceled it in the columbus group??