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kelland

Bucyrus, Ohio

Member Since 2004

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Friday Nov 05, 2004

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I take things that I like from people I know. I think they call that stealing.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "...hard disk for errors, remove unncessary files, and improve the speed of your..." (Getting Started: Microsoft Windows 98 owner's manual)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? A speaker to my dad's stereo.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? A Lifetime movie about identity theft.

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 7:34 P.M.

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 7:28 P.M. I'm damn pretty good.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? An armsbendback song.

7. When did you last step outside? About 30 minutes ago. I was getting of the car after driving my dad to the drive-thru.

8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at? I showed my sister pictures from the Halloween dance last weekend.

9. What are you wearing? An Old Navy fleece sweatshirt over a Dickies shirt, stretchy jeans, red and black polka-dotted socks, and navy blue Chucks.

10. Did you dream last night? "Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me."

11. When did you last laugh? At dinner. My dad was talking about my childhood antics.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Wood panels. Picture of my mom and dad on their wedding day. Picture of my sister and I in a brandy snifter. An award my sister won in high school. Multiple CD racks (my dad's). A football poster. Make that two football posters. A football calendar and an Elton John calendar. I am in my dad's room, aka the den.

13. Seen anything weird lately? My accounting teacher's face.

14. What do you think is YOUR best feature? What do you think is MY best feature? My best feature: compassion. Your best feature: Who are you?

15. What is the last film you saw? Fahrenheit 9/11.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Car.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I've never had a cavity.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? End world hunger. Aren't I just too fucking much?

19. Do you like to dance? In complete solitude and complete nudity.

20. George Bush: Fuck with a capital F.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Helena.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Kelland. blush

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Currently, I'd like to live anywhere.

Today was my friend Sara's birthday. I bought her a lot of candy and make-up. I also printed out pictures from last weekend on nice glossy photo paper and cut them up to fit in this nifty three-picture-frame I got. I'm a pretty good friend, I think. Tomorrow we're having a bonfire and a party at her house. And we're going to watch Office Space and Finding Nemo. I'm excited. And... we're making s'mores! eeek

My sister's home for the weekend. Now I have sulking company.

I'm going to clean my room this weekend. Mark my words.

Several people I know in real life said that I looked like London before I was even a member of this site. They were like, "You know, you look like this one Suicide Girl. Her name is Siren." Then they proceeded to give me the address of this website. So I came here out of curiosity to see what she looked like, and pretty soon I started coming here regularly and I formed an obsession. And that is why I'm currently a member. It's all thanks to London, who, by the way, has a fucking awesome new set.

But do I really look like her? shocked

I slept in an hour and twenty minutes this morning. And it felt fanfuckingtastic.

When a fool begins to explain he's in love, where's the sympathy when he feels he should give up?
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attheyoshinoya:
right i'm going to do this questionnaire...
1.expect to see cars on the street, not the craters and dead volcanoes.. 'Hyperspace' by Michio Kaku
2. the wall
3. coronation street
4.10:30pm
5 10:15pm
6. i hear.. Capdown's 'Faith No More'
7. when i walked back from my aunt's house
8. the mirror (how terribly vain)
9. an X-Large t-shirt, and some Bench jeans.
10. If i did dream last night, i can't remember what it was about.
11. This morning remembering what i'd done while drunk the previous night.
12. Numerous posters, a vivienne westwood scarf, and some wallpaper
13. A barman gave me four vodkas for the price of two last night. is that wierd?
14. my best feature? my brain. yours? your photogenicity
15. Shark Tale
16. A doggieee
17. i cost the National Health Service over 15.000 this year
18. eliminate all debt.. fight club style
19. fuck no, i don't dance. i dance, and people get hurt
20. george bush; miserable failure biggrin
21. my first child is a girl.. hmm.. jaime or adriana
22. my first child is a boy.. james or seth
23. i moved to hong kong from england, so i technically already did. tongue

hope your weekend was the best

have fun stealing wink

tongue
Nov 7, 2004
killahkunt:
Hey thanks for your comment... you aint so bad your self darlin. I would love to fill out that quiz thing sometime when I have more time.
Nov 7, 2004

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