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kelland

Bucyrus, Ohio

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Monday Nov 01, 2004

Nov 1, 2004
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I like to dance around to Head Automatica in my room on Sunday mornings before and after taking a shower. I think it might even become a Sunday morning ritual.

Tomorrow: Fucking vote. Or I'm going to rob you of your kidneys, your wardrobe, and your pride. And maybe while I'm doing that I'll find something else I like.

A friend of mine and I decided we are going to mail Daryl Palumbo (of glassJAw and Head Automatica) a package containing the following: my friend, pictures of me dancing to Head Automatica, and pineapple to eat. We came up with some creative variations as to how we might incorporate all three of these items in the package:

1.) My friend dancing with the pineapple and eating me at the same time.
2.) The pineapple eating my friend and I while dancing on my pictures.
3.) The pineapple eating a picture of my friend and I dancing together.
4.) My friend and I eating dance and pineappling the pictures.

I found out today that I have all A's. biggrin I think that is worthy of a cookie or something.
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infinity:
i can now say that i'm a conservative democrat.



tomorrow politics go back into the sewer they came from and we can be normal friends again.


and in case you are wondering i think that religion is no longer needed, much less have anything to do with government.
Nov 3, 2004
icantplayguitar:
fuck,

what the fuck.

fuck.
Nov 3, 2004

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