Well, after a little over a month, I'm single again. But ya know, I'm actually really happy about it. Things just weren't working out, so we ended it. Period, end of story. I don't need any of this "Are you ok?" bullshit thrown at me. I'm fine, fully adjusted, and ready to move forward with my life. It was fun while it lasted (at times), but I think it's better for the both of us. So hooray for a newly single Dr Gonzo!! Anyone wanna go out for a pint and arm wrestle? 
Oh, my mom found out I was smoking again, and she was "Very disappointed in me" and she said to me that every cigarette takes 4 minutes off your life. Well, I just smiled at her and said "Don't worry about it, I would have wasted those 4 minutes looking at porn, anyway." She didn't think it was funny, either.
Oh, my mom found out I was smoking again, and she was "Very disappointed in me" and she said to me that every cigarette takes 4 minutes off your life. Well, I just smiled at her and said "Don't worry about it, I would have wasted those 4 minutes looking at porn, anyway." She didn't think it was funny, either.
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rosie_baby:
Hmmm how about a long island ice tea. They're good when done right & they're strong.
blodkin:
....I'll toss in a couple bucks for your trouble if you add a bottle of mescal to the tribute for me.