Instead of the usual update. I'm going to do something quite different. Here it is, my top 5 list of people that I want to shut the fuck up.
5. Oprah Winfrey. I'm sick of looking at you stretch and contract with your constant weight gain and loss plan. Further, your show sucks, your books suck more, and you do nothing to redeem television. Time for you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
4. Howard Stern. Listening to you on the air day after day whining and complaining cause you get fined all the time cause of what you say on the air and how Clear Channel fired you. You know what? Get over it, pal. I've been fired from a lot of jobs (you can tell) but I don't go to my present job daily and whine about it and make everyone around me listen to it. I turned you on the day after Rodney Dangerfield died hoping you'd say something about it, but no. You were singing your same off-key tune, you whiny ungrateful prick. Do me a favor. Talk about something else, quit, or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
3. The Osbournes (especially you, Sharon). Need I say more that SHUT THE FUCK UP?
2. Wanda Sykes. Ah, the mistress of "I'm a black woman with attitude and I'm funny because of it". Now you've got your own show and yet, I still don't get it. You're just not funny. Every time I've watched you, you're on stage acting like a black sterotype making fun of God knows what and I never even crack a smile. You ain't funny. Either change your act, or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
1. Finally, need I even say it, Old George W. Bush. I'm so sick and tired of seeing you tell the american people that your war in Iraq is necessary to protect our freedom. If you really wanted to protect our freedom or catch terrorists, why aren't the troops in Afghanistan continuing the search for Bin Laden? You remember him, right? The guy who had the World trade center destroyed while you were reading a book with a bunch of kids in florida? Well, when you can give me a legit reason as to why thousands of our troops are getting killed in Iraq then I'll listen to what you have to say. Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Oh, and my shoulder's fine. Thanks to all of you who sent me kind regards while I was sidelined.
5. Oprah Winfrey. I'm sick of looking at you stretch and contract with your constant weight gain and loss plan. Further, your show sucks, your books suck more, and you do nothing to redeem television. Time for you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
4. Howard Stern. Listening to you on the air day after day whining and complaining cause you get fined all the time cause of what you say on the air and how Clear Channel fired you. You know what? Get over it, pal. I've been fired from a lot of jobs (you can tell) but I don't go to my present job daily and whine about it and make everyone around me listen to it. I turned you on the day after Rodney Dangerfield died hoping you'd say something about it, but no. You were singing your same off-key tune, you whiny ungrateful prick. Do me a favor. Talk about something else, quit, or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
3. The Osbournes (especially you, Sharon). Need I say more that SHUT THE FUCK UP?
2. Wanda Sykes. Ah, the mistress of "I'm a black woman with attitude and I'm funny because of it". Now you've got your own show and yet, I still don't get it. You're just not funny. Every time I've watched you, you're on stage acting like a black sterotype making fun of God knows what and I never even crack a smile. You ain't funny. Either change your act, or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
1. Finally, need I even say it, Old George W. Bush. I'm so sick and tired of seeing you tell the american people that your war in Iraq is necessary to protect our freedom. If you really wanted to protect our freedom or catch terrorists, why aren't the troops in Afghanistan continuing the search for Bin Laden? You remember him, right? The guy who had the World trade center destroyed while you were reading a book with a bunch of kids in florida? Well, when you can give me a legit reason as to why thousands of our troops are getting killed in Iraq then I'll listen to what you have to say. Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Oh, and my shoulder's fine. Thanks to all of you who sent me kind regards while I was sidelined.
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