keithyboy20

Today, at work we were talking about prison, etc. and I came up with the greatest reason for being in jail. If I ever go and some guy comes up to me and asks me what I'm in for, I'm going to look him straight in the eye and calmly say "I'm just here till I roll doubles". I figure I'm such a wiseass, I'll spend most of my stay in the infirmary and won't need to worry about all that dropping the soap razamatazz. You may have noticed I was MIA for a while. Well, we're currently trying to get the router up and running again and the neighbors moved their computer away so the signal I'm stealing ain't shit anymore. But now I can get just enough to go online so I'll be passing in and out for a while till things get squared away 'round here. In other news, I'm on vacation today and it's my birthday SWISH!! To top it all off, I'm probably going to gets me a new tattoo this week. I think it's goint to be a either a martini glass on my wrist or a nuclear sign around my elbow. Huzzah!!