How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo hall?
Call B-52
Hardeehar ((slaps knee))
The marines have crossed into Iraq. Regardless of opinion, I would rather be a wart on Satan's asshole than an Iraqi soldier fighting the marines.
During the first gulf war the marines found out that the Iraqis thought that in order to become a U.S. marine you had to kill your mother and eat her heart.
If that tells you anything.
My favorite story from Desert Storm came from a tank driver who had captured an Iraqi tank commander, and was transporting him in his tank back to the base. The Iraqi officer asked the driver why he had a picture of [Nazi tank commander] Erwin Rommel in his tank, because he was an enemy. The U.S. driver said "Well maybe if you knew a little bit more about Rommel, you wouldn't be sitting in this tank."
Call B-52
Hardeehar ((slaps knee))
The marines have crossed into Iraq. Regardless of opinion, I would rather be a wart on Satan's asshole than an Iraqi soldier fighting the marines.
During the first gulf war the marines found out that the Iraqis thought that in order to become a U.S. marine you had to kill your mother and eat her heart.
If that tells you anything.
My favorite story from Desert Storm came from a tank driver who had captured an Iraqi tank commander, and was transporting him in his tank back to the base. The Iraqi officer asked the driver why he had a picture of [Nazi tank commander] Erwin Rommel in his tank, because he was an enemy. The U.S. driver said "Well maybe if you knew a little bit more about Rommel, you wouldn't be sitting in this tank."
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Ha, that's a great story. I find it amusing and reassuring. This war is going much better than I thought it would, but they seem to have something up their sleeves. Anxiety!
Know what the 5-day forecast is for Baghdad? 3 days.