keith

One thing I don't like about working at the Health Food Center:

Everyone gets sick.

Ironic, isn't it?

I've been totally well a total of about two weeks out of the two months I've worked there, and every week there are at least five people who get sick.

Rebecca is sick now.

My theory?

All these gullible fucking health freaks won't go to the fucking DOCTOR to get some god damn medicine and get better quickly, but instead go around for weeks spreading their infectious germs while waiting for their fucking wheat grass and alfalfa sprouts to heal them -- "coincedentally" two or three weeks being the amount of time your body would take to deal with a cold by itself anyway.