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Monday Oct 10, 2005

Oct 10, 2005
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So this guy goes to the doctor and says "Doctor! You've got to help me! My dick is orange!"

The doctor's never seen anything like it, so he asks the guy a few questions. "Are you on any medication?" "No." "Have you had any unsafe sexual encounters recently?" "No sir, haven't got laid in months." "Well, are you exposed to any chemicals at your job?" "Nope. Got laid off." "Well... what do you do every day?" "Since I got laid off, I mostly just jerk off and eat Cheetos all day."
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christineaerin:
what's goin' on okie??
Oct 10, 2005
syh:
That is a horrible joke. biggrin

Wait, I'm not supposed to be jolly anymore.
Oct 11, 2005

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