keith

So this guy goes to the doctor and says "Doctor! You've got to help me! My dick is orange!"

The doctor's never seen anything like it, so he asks the guy a few questions. "Are you on any medication?" "No." "Have you had any unsafe sexual encounters recently?" "No sir, haven't got laid in months." "Well, are you exposed to any chemicals at your job?" "Nope. Got laid off." "Well... what do you do every day?" "Since I got laid off, I mostly just jerk off and eat Cheetos all day."