Nothing is more manly than:
Drinking straight from the pitcher
Drinking contaminated oil
Snorting Diesel
Driving a 26 war machine that was designed to kill its crew before the enemy. (Also metal as fuck)
Being literate.
Holding the door open for other women and NOT staring at their asses as they pass when you're with your girl.
I do all these. Because I'm a god damn man.