Sometimes I wonder what it's like to date a suicide girl when you know there are creepy guys staring at her on the internet. Hats off to you fellas.
Being under the rock that is Okinawa, I completely missed out on Electric Wizard's new album by two weeks. I feel ashamed of calling myself their loyal fan. I think this album rivals Witchcult Today.
Ever go to the bar by yourself and you tell yourself, I'll only have one pitcher. Only one. Then your friends show up and next thing you remember after being challenged by all your so called "friends" to down six rounds of Four Horsemen is waking up in a ditch. Naked. Surrounded by rough handed men who smell of wood smoke. Friends don't challenge friends...
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plumpp:
Mmmmmmmmm......
Nothing is more manly than:
Drinking straight from the pitcher
Drinking contaminated oil
Snorting Diesel
Driving a 26 war machine that was designed to kill its crew before the enemy. (Also metal as fuck)
Being literate.
Holding the door open for other women and NOT staring at their asses as they pass when you're with your girl.
I do all these. Because I'm a god...
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