I'm currently sitting in my hotel watching cartoons until my presence is requested at Corvid's last business meeting of the day despite my best attempts to entice you cocksuckers to entertain me.....Montreal is some fucking cold, maybe that's why you're all in hiding.
To my surprise, I got sat next to a hottie on my way to ottawa yesterday.....but it took him half the flight to work up the nerve to chat me up...so I contented myself by reading Kinkorama by Simon Sheppard.....which I believe made him nervous....he mentioned later that everytime he peaked at the words he saw cock everywhere, funny I saw cum-dripping cock everwhere but then again I wasn't reading it over someone shoulder. After making pleasant small talk for like an hour...which to anyone who knows me is like torture......I'm never rude to strangers but I really don't care what you do for a living....he follows me around the terminal like an animal which has lost his acute sense of smell and therefore direction....hello your departure gate is the other way....he doesn't even ask for my number....wtf? and I'm not about to make it esy for him by handing him mine, anyone who doesn't have the balls to ask for seven little numbers is prolly gonna ask my mother's permission before throwing me up against the wall.....where are all the fun straight men? hello? anyone?
On another note, I got a raise a work, which was swiftly followed by a probation period.....I almost howled when my boss was trying explain to me why he was putting me on probation.....I was like umm.....didn't you just give me a big fat raise yesterday (literally)? I'm not particularly worried.....but I am happy that I'm getting to manage the new study that we're doing.....I've been stuck doing admn crazzap for the last 6 months b/c of funding/ethical problems....isn't a promise that I won't rape participants enough? I'm trustworthy, right?
Anyways, I'm off to buy a new pair of jeans b/c i realized I only packed one pair of pants....whooops! I'll post pics of new purchase when I get back in.
Hope everyone is well!
To my surprise, I got sat next to a hottie on my way to ottawa yesterday.....but it took him half the flight to work up the nerve to chat me up...so I contented myself by reading Kinkorama by Simon Sheppard.....which I believe made him nervous....he mentioned later that everytime he peaked at the words he saw cock everywhere, funny I saw cum-dripping cock everwhere but then again I wasn't reading it over someone shoulder. After making pleasant small talk for like an hour...which to anyone who knows me is like torture......I'm never rude to strangers but I really don't care what you do for a living....he follows me around the terminal like an animal which has lost his acute sense of smell and therefore direction....hello your departure gate is the other way....he doesn't even ask for my number....wtf? and I'm not about to make it esy for him by handing him mine, anyone who doesn't have the balls to ask for seven little numbers is prolly gonna ask my mother's permission before throwing me up against the wall.....where are all the fun straight men? hello? anyone?
On another note, I got a raise a work, which was swiftly followed by a probation period.....I almost howled when my boss was trying explain to me why he was putting me on probation.....I was like umm.....didn't you just give me a big fat raise yesterday (literally)? I'm not particularly worried.....but I am happy that I'm getting to manage the new study that we're doing.....I've been stuck doing admn crazzap for the last 6 months b/c of funding/ethical problems....isn't a promise that I won't rape participants enough? I'm trustworthy, right?
Anyways, I'm off to buy a new pair of jeans b/c i realized I only packed one pair of pants....whooops! I'll post pics of new purchase when I get back in.
Hope everyone is well!
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renji:
his lost, somebody else's gain luv, if I was him after that move of not asking for your digits..I would probably make my way into the nearest hardware store, and buy the cheapest wire cutter they have to offer...and cut off my cock and never be called a man again...haha 
frost:
i love your name. i have two friends with that name...i love it!